Tagger 2,722 Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 If Encarnacion were to sit down with these teams in Free Agency, he would say the following: Calgary Wranglers: I dunno about resigning coach, especially after that shit about having to play off last season. New York Americans: *Walks In – Sees Chris Miller* Nope *Leaves* Quebec City Meute: *Discussion never starts, Brovalenko trades discussions with Encarnacion for discussions with Kai Randal* Seattle Bears: I haven’t seen a team this bad at hockey in a while, where do I sign? Toronto Legion: Sorry, I can’t say I’m too familiar with the city of Toronto. Cologne Express: Have we met before? Davos Dynamo: So I got your e-mail saying I’d be playing with Penis and I just wanted to clarify whose Penis you were referring to? Helsinki: Tit-ans huh? Very mature, here’s a picture of your face, I drew a penis on it. Check and Mate. Riga Reign: You won a championship? Big deal, I’m the three-time PIM Champion, get on my level bitch. Stockholm Vikings: Am I the man to replace Adrian Peterson? Absolutely. Mr. Hickey, Da Trifecta, Kendrick and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kesler 1,514 Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 4 firsts for a discussion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tagger 2,722 Posted December 1, 2014 Author Share Posted December 1, 2014 4 firsts for a discussion? Sorry, I'm not rebuilding atm, I'm going for the PIM Champtionship. Give me 75 PIMs, you get your discussion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Trifecta 1,896 Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 I died when I read this. Seattle needs some hitting for sure lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kesler 1,514 Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 Sorry, I'm not rebuilding atm, I'm going for the PIM Champtionship. Give me 75 PIMs, you get your discussion. Ill give you 600PIMs. Done deal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tagger 2,722 Posted December 1, 2014 Author Share Posted December 1, 2014 Ill give you 600PIMs. Done deal? Overpayment IMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kesler 1,514 Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 Overpayment IMO lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomsday 4,120 Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 Landry retired, no more people in Calgary to steal PIMs and hits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tagger 2,722 Posted December 1, 2014 Author Share Posted December 1, 2014 Landry retired, no more people in Calgary to steal PIMs and hits. Oh having the internal competition was great, I was just pissed that those random games we play after the season don't count towards our season totals, sup with that?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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