Bollos de Trueno Says Hola Europa

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His bags are packed and he’s on the way to Europe for the next step in his VHL career.  Bollos de Trueno is on a pathway to success with his new team, Bratislava Watchmen, in the VHLE.   He will be surrounded by a team of high profile players and he has a great big smile on his face every time he thinks of being on the ice with such a talented group of hockey players.  Bollos de Trueno is looking forward to the guidance from GM @rory, and playing in the new Bratislava arena, The FTX Amazon Apple Microsoft Temu Roger’s Rorydome Powered by Shein.  De Trueno said he’s not even going to try to remember the complete name and will refer to the rink as the “Rorydome.”

 

Bollos de Trueno is looking to continue his progress as a stay at home defenseman and hopes to prove to be a good shot blocker as well as a heavy hitter protecting his teammates.  De Trueno was not overly impressed with his physical play in the VHLM with Saskatoon, and hopes to change that with Bratislava; however, he will continue to pass the puck to the goal scorers on the team and make that a priority for his offensive play.  De Trueno feels that by continuing to improve his passing over his scoring, it helps balance the decision making process and strengthens the team.  De Trueno is happy to see he’s teamed up with Pierre Marc Bouchard, @Gaikoku-hito, and looks forward to dishing the puck to him and the other forwards, including Tommy Shelby and Aeschylus Jigglejawns CXXXVII I, just to name a few.

 

Bollos de Trueno has promised his new General Manager that he will continue to work out hard and improve his defensive skill level throughout season 94 with Bratislava.  Sacrificing his body with blocking shots and hits should give Bratislava goalie Hugo Boss, @Dil, a peace of mind, and allow him to keep the puck out of the net.  Bollos de Trueno has no problem squaring up with any opponent to protect his teammates but is a little concerned about possibly of not winning the fights to spark the crowd at the Rorydome.  His fighting abilities are low on the priority for development at this time, but de Trueno has said that once maximizing the defensive traits it will become valuable to start the fight training, even though his two favorite targets, Rip Wheeler, @ScottyP, and Logan Ninefingers, @Scurvy, are now off limits.

 

Bollos de Trueno is expected to set the tempo and locker room atmosphere for the team and has already agreed to be an example of the professional player expected by GM Rory.  Hopefully, he can live up to the expectations and provide Bratislava with valuable support at defense.  Bollos de Trueno is committed to doing his best to help get Bratislava into the playoffs and winning the Renaissance Cup, and bringing it back to Bratislava.

 

High Street Club, Dia Noche Bratislava, and Club 8 Bratislava, are all going to have to wait until the end of season 94 to see Bollos de Trueno, because he is dedicating the season for intensive training, hard nose hockey, and total domination to help win the cup and to prepare for the future of de Trueno’s VHL career.

 

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Edited May 27 by Thunder