Frank 5,253 Posted June 1 Share Posted June 1 This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. Except for the part where it's Twists' fault. Just a week ago everything was looking up. Vancouver had made a slew of off-season trades to bolster their roster to compete amongst the elite teams. But so far in Season 94 the Wolves have had trouble scoring goals and keeping them out of their net. On paper Vancouver has one of the strongest rosters and should be a shoe in to the make the playoffs. Enter Twists. Some may call it a coincidence but as a glass half empty kind of person I can't over look the fact our struggles have coincided with @twists return to activity. Now I don't want to blame him directly, but it is almost one hundred and ten percent his fault. First let's examine the evidence Twists comes back to activity Vancouver starts to lose, this is a fact. Twists started two threads today we lost twice, again these are facts. I think in situations like these it's important to presume guilt until innocence can be proven. So hold your pitchforks high Vancouver, we'll let Twists defend himself here before we usher him off to the shadow realm once again. twists, N0HBDY, Scurvy and 4 others 2 3 1 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/148648-wolves-early-season-struggles-attributed-to-the-return-of-twists/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
twists 413 Posted June 1 Share Posted June 1 It is entirely my fault, AND I AM GLAD! Thunder, Gaikoku-hito and Frank 1 1 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/148648-wolves-early-season-struggles-attributed-to-the-return-of-twists/#findComment-1027930 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank 5,253 Posted June 1 Author Share Posted June 1 Just now, twists said: It is entirely my fault, AND I AM GLAD! I have screenshotted this, printed it on a 9x11 and am mailing it xpresspost to VHL Headquarters. Expect to be banned in 3-5 business days. Thunder 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/148648-wolves-early-season-struggles-attributed-to-the-return-of-twists/#findComment-1027931 Share on other sites More sharing options...
twists 413 Posted June 1 Share Posted June 1 8 minutes ago, Frank said: I have screenshotted this, printed it on a 9x11 and am mailing it xpresspost to VHL Headquarters. Expect to be banned in 3-5 business days. I have prayed to the Beketov and I will not be banned Thunder 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/148648-wolves-early-season-struggles-attributed-to-the-return-of-twists/#findComment-1027934 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank 5,253 Posted June 1 Author Share Posted June 1 Just now, twists said: I have prayed to the Beketov and I will not be banned @Beketov is on Vancouver and is quite literally leading the witch hunt. I mean the investigation. Thunder and Gaikoku-hito 2 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/148648-wolves-early-season-struggles-attributed-to-the-return-of-twists/#findComment-1027935 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissioner Beketov 9,100 Posted June 1 Commissioner Share Posted June 1 7 hours ago, twists said: I have prayed to the Beketov and I will not be banned 7 hours ago, Frank said: @Beketov is on Vancouver and is quite literally leading the witch hunt. I mean the investigation. twists, Frank, Gaikoku-hito and 1 other 2 1 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/148648-wolves-early-season-struggles-attributed-to-the-return-of-twists/#findComment-1027958 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Victor 11,009 Posted June 1 Admin Share Posted June 1 what a twist Thunder and Frank 1 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/148648-wolves-early-season-struggles-attributed-to-the-return-of-twists/#findComment-1027963 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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