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This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. Except for the part where it's Twists' fault. 

 

Just a week ago everything was looking up. Vancouver had made a slew of off-season trades to bolster their roster to compete amongst the elite teams. But so far in Season 94 the Wolves have had trouble scoring goals and keeping them out of their net. On paper Vancouver has one of the strongest rosters and should be a shoe in to the make the playoffs. Enter Twists. Some may call it a coincidence but as a glass half empty kind of person I can't over look the fact our struggles have coincided with @twists return to activity. Now I don't want to blame him directly, but it is almost one hundred and ten percent his fault. First let's examine the evidence Twists comes back to activity Vancouver starts to lose, this is a  fact. Twists started two threads today we lost twice, again these are facts. I think in situations like these it's important to presume guilt until innocence can be proven. So hold your pitchforks high Vancouver, we'll let Twists defend himself here before we usher him off to the shadow realm once again.  

Just now, twists said:

It is entirely my fault, AND I AM GLAD!

I have screenshotted this, printed it on a 9x11 and am mailing it xpresspost to VHL Headquarters. Expect to be banned in 3-5 business days. 

8 minutes ago, Frank said:

I have screenshotted this, printed it on a 9x11 and am mailing it xpresspost to VHL Headquarters. Expect to be banned in 3-5 business days. 

 

I have prayed to the Beketov and I will not be banned

Just now, twists said:

 

I have prayed to the Beketov and I will not be banned

@Beketov is on Vancouver and is quite literally leading the witch hunt. I mean the investigation. 

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7 hours ago, twists said:

 

I have prayed to the Beketov and I will not be banned

 

7 hours ago, Frank said:

@Beketov is on Vancouver and is quite literally leading the witch hunt. I mean the investigation. 

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