Scurvy 1,475 Posted August 11 Share Posted August 11 The season has finally started the Vancouver Wolves have had the roughest start imaginable. Currently last place in the NA, they have one win…..yes, ONE! A team packed with talent and young hungry prospects. What’s to blame? Is it lack of offense? For sure that is part of it. Newly appointed Captain Logan Ninefingers has been absent with only 2 goals. But what else? Physicality? Nope, they have been hitting well and Guntis has notched his first two fights. How bout curses? Who believes in those anymore? The Chicago Cubs certainly don’t after finally winning albeit it took a long time. Why, you might ask. Well, it was the first day of the season and the Wolves were happily going about their day waiting for that tell-tale discord alert that VHL Simulations Games 1-15 had begun so we could anxiously slam the buttons of our phones to see how we did. But that didn’t happen…. What did happen was as horrific as the Titanic sinking when Wolves’ rookie Defenseman Bollos De Treuno @Thunderposted in the locker room, “Excellent wins for today. What a great way to start the season. 2-0. Let’s keep it going.” Now a pretty normal post as far as locker room jargon goes so there was no alarm or suspicion from the first two teammates who posted, myself and @Smarch. BUT, both of us became confused when we could find no evidence that games have been simmed. So when asked, Bollos stated , “ Ha Ha. I coulnte take it any longer. I had to make a good prediction and get the dialogue started. Good fight Riley, And Rip, too bad he got his ass kicked!! Dalkr’s shutout was impressive.” Now anyone who has ever played a competitive sport knows that there is a risk when speaking to a hot goalie in the 2nd period intermission about his chance at a shutout or that MLB pitcher going for that elusive no hitter only to have a reliever say something stupid like, “Only one more inning and you got the shutout buddy.” The Karmic Gods do much to punish such foolery. AND PUNISH THEY DID! Trueno’s prank was met with a mix of light hostility as he was told of the consequences of upsetting the Cosmic STHS. So as a team we awaited the results of such a “prank.” And like Poseidon, Simon crushed his Trident into the Wolves proverbial 5 hole. The first day SIM saw us 0-2 with a big loss to NA leading Chicago but then losing to LA in a low scoring affair where rookie Roger Eagles dominated the Wolves. But it didn’t end there. Day 2 came seeing the Wolves lose to division foes DC and Toronto in some close games to go 0-4. Day 3 came and again the Wolves lost to New York showing that Simon wasn’t done with our furry friends. 0-5 before lightning struck and the Wolves got their first win against long time hated rival, the Seattle Bears by the score of 6-2. So, for those who don’t believe in Karma you only need to read this post! It's real and it's with our sincerest hope that Simon is appeased, and the punishment is over! I think I can speak for all of the Wolves that Trueno will be punished accordingly for his grave error and he is currently responsible for cleaning Guntis’s @Girtsunderwear by hand for the rest of the season. @Frank @Gaikoku-hito@Beketov VattghernCZ, Frank, Smarch and 6 others 3 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunder 1,148 Posted August 11 Share Posted August 11 Thunder deserves a serious beat down for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commissioner Beketov 9,004 Posted August 11 Commissioner Share Posted August 11 1 hour ago, Thunder said: Thunder deserves a serious beat down for this. Gaikoku-hito, Thunder, Scurvy and 1 other 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scurvy 1,475 Posted August 11 Author Share Posted August 11 1 hour ago, Thunder said: Thunder deserves a serious beat down for this. Lessons learned. Guntis has never been happier Girts, Thunder and Gaikoku-hito 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girts 1,046 Posted August 11 Share Posted August 11 1 hour ago, Scurvy said: Lessons learned. Guntis has never been happier It's true, I have never felt so clean and refreshed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VattghernCZ 971 Posted August 11 Share Posted August 11 I wonder how long until @Gaikoku-hito starts thinking about a guillotine again Gaikoku-hito and Thunder 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaikoku-hito 2,070 Posted August 11 Share Posted August 11 41 minutes ago, VattghernCZ said: I wonder how long until @Gaikoku-hito starts thinking about a guillotine again Beat me to the punch line!! LOL!! As I was already thinking of this but sadly we need the little punk @Thunder Trueno in future seasons!! So we have to let it ride!! At least we will be riding @Thunder all season now!! LOL!! Thunder 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smarch 3,144 Posted August 11 Share Posted August 11 @Thunder has to dress in the janitor closet for the remainder of the season Thunder 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunder 1,148 Posted August 11 Share Posted August 11 12 minutes ago, Smarch said: @Thunder has to dress in the janitor closet for the remainder of the season At least I wont have to see @ScottyP ogling all the players taking showers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smarch 3,144 Posted August 11 Share Posted August 11 1 hour ago, Thunder said: At least I wont have to see @ScottyP ogling all the players taking showers. Jokes on you, you two get our own private shower Thunder and Scurvy 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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