Titans hold Christmas party in Locker Room

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With the Christmas season among us the layers and management of the VHL’s Helsinki Titans have decided to spread holiday cheer in the best way possible: an open bar!

 

The players, coaches, and management of the team took to the locker room late Friday night and loaded themselves up with as much liquor as they could carry. While most teams worry about how their seasons will start and how everything is going to pan out, the Titans instead decided to have some good quality Holiday bonding amongst the new and old players.

 

“It really is a great way to get to know your new linemates” Jackson Miller quoted while sipping on some scotch. “Although there is a slight problem with a bunch of drunk hockey players and Naomi being in the same room..."

 

We here at VHL.com tried to get a quote from the coaching staff of the Titans on whether or not they thought a party of this magnitude (rumours have the bill set at $20 000 in liquor) is a good idea this early in the season. However they were doing keg stands while being interviewed so their responses were less than stellar.

 

While they are likely to take to the ice at least a little hungover in their next game, the players seem to be enjoying the holiday cheer so we will have to wait and see if it pays off in the long run as a “bonding” exercise.

[Beketov 9,025]

As a note: totally just needed 1 point to max out an attribute and am going to my staff party tonight so it seems fitting. No one actually wants to rape Jardy...yet.

[Higgins 3,618]

As a note: totally just needed 1 point to max out an attribute and am going to my staff party tonight so it seems fitting. No one actually wants to rape Jardy...yet.

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[STZ 5,360]

shit's gonna get real sticky