Soju Considers Return to Korea After WC Snub and Playoff Benching

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Coming off a S96 Continental Cup victory with Vancouver rumours are swirling that Soju is considering a return to his home country of South Korea. After being FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY by all World Cup eligible nations Soju was a apparently livid, this coming off a playoff run where he rode the pine favour of star netminder Olober Syko. Insiders began to connect the dots Sunday night that Soju may return to Korea thus terminating his contract with Vancouver and leaving them a giant bottle shaped hole in net. Soju had posted 36 wins in 2 seasons with Vancouver largely in a back up role with sone starting duties in Season 96. He dressed for two periods in the Season 96 playoffs posting an abysmal 6.31 GAA and 0.667 SV PCT. News stories started in the off-season when Soju skipped his day with the cup to spend time with his friends and family in his hometown of Incheon. We tried reaching Soju for comment but haven't heard back. Likely due to the fact he's a bottle of liquor and has no mouth or motor skills. But ignoring glaring plot holes, this could get messy.