Harumpf's Shortness to Blame for Loss?

[Harumpf 313]

Oskars Harumpf is blaming himself for Helsinki's loss to Cologne in 7 games of the playoffs. Many have said it's not Harumpf's fault and he played great, but Oskars himself feels he could be to blame. If he was only a couple inches taller maybe he would have been able to reach a loose puck or get a stick on a deflection or bang in a rebound. 2 inches can be a lot, just ask Jody 3Moons, he'd give anything for another 2 inches. Do with that comment what you will. In terms of Harumpf though his height has come into question here. Standing just 5'5"tall he may have to use a longer stick next season or in pre-season and see if that makes a difference. Harumpf played well in the playoffs as a sophomore and even had a game winner as well as a 3 point game, but he was not able to put Helsinki on his back and get they that game 7 win. He may or may not visit a stretching therapist in the off-season and try to make it to 5'6" but it remains to be seen. We think he is perfect just the way he is and he's just being hard on himself. His 250 pound bulbous physique is what makes him so special and he should be in line for an even better season in S43.

Edited April 17, 2015 by Harumpf

[Higgins 3,618]

Short answer: yes.

[STZ 5,339]

Harumpf aka The Tripod

[Victor 10,849]

Alex Stoyanovich Syndrome

Mean Waldron will understand.

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