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Aksel Thomassen Sucks


Frank

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While Quebec sits 2nd in the NA Conference they could be 1st if it weren't for Thomassen under achieving more than Walter White as a scientist. Jake Wylde, Travis Boychuk, and Bruno Wolf are all playing exemplary hockey are being held back by the danish scrub. If this trend continues it may force Brovy to move the terribad center. After seasons of over 130 points in each he'll be lucky to hit 80 at the current pace he is on. Thomassen is already likely destined for the HOF with his previous 2 seasons but without a cup he'll be an utter failure. So to put it politely he sucks. He sucks harder than Paris Hilton on coke and speed. If he under achieves in the playoffs as well expect him to be dragged out into the street, tied to a stake and burned alive. Quebec fans want blood and Thomassen will be the scape goat if everything goes awry. 

 

Oh noes... Stay tuned!

 

 

:smoke:  :que:

 

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