atw2592 286 Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 This past weekend, LeAndre St. Pierre had quite an experience after purchasing some top shelf marijuana from Denver, Colorado. Some of you may be asking: LeAndre is from Moscow; how did he get his hands on top shelf marijuana from the United States? That is the added bonus of hiring a sport management agency who deals with American athletes. His agency, ATW Athlete Management, also represents WFL superstar Denver Williams. In preparation for the WFL playoffs, Denver made the trip back to his hometown from Las Vegas to pick up some high quality marijuana in the event that Las Vegas qualified for the WFL championship game. LeAndre had been in contact with Denver earlier that week and knew he would be making the trip. With the VHLM having an off-day on Friday night, LeAndre planned ahead and asked Denver to send him an ounce of LA Kush to Moscow. Williams followed through with the request, except he sent him a pound of Bubba Kush instead. For those who don’t know much about marijuana, Bubba Kush has been known as one of the strongest “indica” strains in the world. “Indica” strains give off a very mellow high and have been proven to relax users and make them sleepy. In anticipation of the arrival of his Bubba Kush, LeAndre invited the entire Red Wolves roster over to his apartment to enjoy some of the best marijuana in the world with him. Being 18 years old, LeAndre’s eyes hold much more weed than his lungs do. He also wanted to impress his new teammates, all of whom are at least a couple years older. He quickly rolled up three blunts once the package arrived via private jet and the Red Wolves got to smoking. “Shit man, where the fuck are we?” That was the first thing out of team captain Shawn Muller’s mouth after the third blunt went through rotation. Most of the room was quiet and staring aimlessly at the TV mounted on the wall of LeAndre’s upscale apartment. This brought most of the room to laughter, somewhat breaking the silence. “Let’s get some fuckin’ bitches” exclaimed winger Jace Hines. The team agreed and headed to a nearby strip club in downtown Moscow. They received VIP treatment by the owners despite being blazed off their asses. Defenseman Arcturus Mengsk was spotted doing cocaine off of a stripper’s ass near the main stage. While most of the club shifted their attention to Mengsk, center Jory Rose bought three bottles of vodka and proceeded to pass one of them around to the rest of the Red Wolves. Meanwhile, LeAndre St. Pierre was passed out on the sofa directly across from the private dance room. Goaltender Sandro Clegane convinced one of the larger strippers at the club to take a picture of her with her tits in LeAndre’s face. The rest of the defensemen, Lucas Zhukenov, World B. Free, Tanner Hynes, and Pierre-Luc Lefrancois, all joined Mengsk in doing cocaine. Like typical defensemen, they proceeded to pick fights with guys in the strip club. Not only was this a terrible idea, but the entire team got kicked out of the club with St. Pierre left passed out on the sofa. It wasn’t until the next day that the team found out St. Pierre had to be taken to a hospital because no one could wake him up. Certainly, it was a night to remember (or forget) for the Red Wolves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HF92 120 Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 “Let’s get some fuckin’ bitches” exclaimed winger Jace Hines. That is actually exactly what I would say....and do say every Thursday-Saturday night. atw2592 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLastOlympian07 2,388 Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 “Let’s get some fuckin’ bitches” exclaimed winger Jace Hines. That is actually exactly what I would say....and do say every Thursday-Saturday night. except you fail at it and instead get 0 bitches atw2592 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendrick 4,729 Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 How can Brooks have two players at the same time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HF92 120 Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 except you fail at it and instead get 0 bitches I wish I could say this isn't true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLastOlympian07 2,388 Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 I wish I could say this isn't true. well now i feel bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HF92 120 Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 well now i feel bad. Good. Bullying is bad. TheLastOlympian07 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLastOlympian07 2,388 Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Good. Bullying is bad. dont call me a bully. ill bench you. jk thatd be bullying and abusing my powers. im not victor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorlab 4,321 Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 ohhhhh SHIT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zero 114 Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 "center Jory Rose bought three bottles of vodka and proceeded to pass one of them around to the rest of the Red Wolves" Sounds about right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Advantage 2,808 Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 ATW is here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atw2592 286 Posted September 19, 2015 Author Share Posted September 19, 2015 ATW is here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toast 887 Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Content 3/3 - Well, the Red Wolves sure know how to party anyways. Hopefully this information doesn't leak out to the emdia and we see all the players suspended lol. Grammar 2/2 - That looks good to me. Appearance 1/1 - Yep Final 6/6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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