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Harumpf Waves to the crowd after scoring a goal recently.

It's been a while since we've heard from everyone's favorite 5'5" 250 pound playmaking superstar Oskars Harumpf. Apparently he was trying his hand at graphics, but that did not go so well. It was fun and some people had a few laughs, but this week we get back to what put Harumpf on the map, writing about Harumpf!

After putting up 76 points last season and falling to his former team Helsinki in the 2nd round of the playoffs, Harumpf has returned to Davos for his second to last season. He had debated testing free agency for S46, but the timing was just not right, so he will once again try and help Davos win the cup. Next season, Harumpf's last season (apparently) or so he's been told, there is a good chance he may test the free agency waters, but that remains to be seen at this point. For now Harumpf's focus remains on winning the cup with Davos and setting up his linemates for goals.

Harumpf is still getting it done on the scoresheet this season, despite the powers that be removing some of his skills. You see, Harumpf is so skilled that "The Man" must try and keep him down or else he would just go on to be the best player in the league. Anyway, Harumpf has put up 25 points in 26 games this season. 10 goals and 15 assists, which is right on pace for his usual 70+ point season. He also has 10 points on the powerplay and his physical game is back as he has 71 hits. He's playing solid hockey for Davos once again, but has been moved down to the 2nd line with the arrival of Bismarck Konenig. That's cool with Harumpf, Biz is a great player and really helps the team out with his offensive game. The Dynamo look a little different this year after the departure of James Faraday, but the team is still winning and has a great chance to win the cup. Harumpf was a little disappointed his old friend Faraday did not stick around but he understands his reasonings and wishes him luck wherever the heck he is playing now.

Harumpf's game may not be what it was back when he had 99 skating, 99 puck handling and 95 passing/defense, but it's still pretty solid and he is as always a prime time performer. He steps up his game when he needs to and still puts up the occasional Harumpfing. We may never see Harumpf break 100 points or get 100 assists now that he is regressing over the last couple seasons, but there's no question Harumpf can still play the game and play it at a high level. It will be enjoyable to watch Harumpf showcase his skills this season in Davos and who know what will happen in his final season, S47, or maybe it's S48, tbh we can't really understand the rules here, but it will be fun to see what happens with Harumpf when it's all said and done. One this is for sure, Jody 3Moons will never be as good as him. :D

 

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Content 3/3 It was 533 to be exact. It felt short, but that's not necessarily a bad thing. You touched on a few different aspects of Harumpf, which is nice. Also, Harumpf is a great name, so there's that.

Grammar 2/2 I was tempted to knock some points off here, given how short it is, but it was mostly just weak writing that didn't take away from the flow of the work. The only thing I can say is that you should always spell out numbers under ten, for example writing 'second' instead of '2nd'.

Appearance - 0.5/1 It'll still end up rounding up, but this is as bare-bones as it gets and I'd rather have someone else agree with me.

Total - 5.5/6

Edit: I guess it doesn't matter much anymore, take your 6

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