VHL Wrestling | Royal Rumble

[Tagger 2,722]

Just now, Molholt said:

 

How do I write around the ability to levitate!

Well Edwin Reencarnacion is pretty much The Undertaker of the VHL considering he's already died once, he can do this magical bullsnit

[BOOM 8,745]

4 hours ago, der meister said:

Icicle is calling out Koji Koenig for a bout at the next big event. Nobody tells Icicle to put on more clothes [except boots]! Nobody! 

 

Not unless you put on at least boxers and some socks. It's weird touching you like that.

[Molholt 2,185]

Just now, boom said:

 

Not unless you put on at least boxers and some socks. It's weird touching you like that.

 

The shoeless joe syndrome is actually on me.. as soon as he came on screen I was like.. dammit. 

[der meister 3,188]

12 minutes ago, boom said:

 

Not unless you put on at least boxers and some socks. It's weird touching you like that.

 

I needed to do this one match first to get money to buy the boots.

 

First we get jobs, then we get the khakis, then we get the chicks.

[Kendrick 4,741]

35 minutes ago, der meister said:

 

I needed to do this one match first to get money to buy the boots.

 

First we get jobs, then we get the khakis, then we get the chicks.

Can someone quote this in their signature? I feel like it's the VHL mission statement.

[der meister 3,188]

1 hour ago, Kendrick said:

Can someone quote this in their signature? I feel like it's the VHL mission statement.

 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cotyjpl_yaU

[BOOM 8,745]

I will sell you my red pants for $1.00.

[der meister 3,188]

I don't want red pants. I want union jack undies. And boots. 

[BOOM 8,745]

You are a skinhead!

[der meister 3,188]

Nah, based on Zack Sabre Jr