GM 76: Riga vs. Stockholm

[JardyB10 4,865]

SUMMARY

[CowboyinAmerica 2,891]

You don't understand how much I want Riga to stupidly make the playoffs and win at least one playoff game

[Smarch 3,157]

Hi riga

[Victor 10,946]

2 hours ago, CowboyinAmerica said:

You don't understand how much I want Riga to stupidly make the playoffs and win at least one playoff game

They're cup favourites for me at this point.

[jack 498]

need a couples name for shock and jeltz. Sheltz? Jock?

[Victor 10,946]

1 hour ago, jack said:

need a couples name for shock and jeltz. Sheltz? Jock?

The only VHL members I knew before the VHL.

[jack 498]

1 hour ago, Victor said:

The only VHL members I knew before the VHL.

 

That's not nearly as catchy 

[Victor 10,946]

4 hours ago, jack said:

 

That's not nearly as catchy 

But so much more significant

[JardyB10 4,865]

7 hours ago, jack said:

need a couples name for shock and jeltz. Sheltz? Jock?

Jock would doubtless represent how you two spend your private time with one another.

 

But maybe Giffgon Schjeltz. Or just Giffgon, then you kind of sound like a Game of Thrones house.

[JardyB10 4,865]

Lord Giffgon emerged from the Vasteras locker room, completely naked but for a jock clout, and holding a roasted leg of capon, lightly buttered and spiced with red hot Dornish peppers.. His mischievious blue eyes examined the world around him, and he took a bite of the capon, grease dribbling down his chin. He espied Lord Paramount Kesler across the room, who was trembling in witness to the apparent madness of the Giffgon. Giffgon slowly approached Brovy, and their eyes met. An eternity seemed to pass, when suddenly there was steel in the hand of the Giffgon. He drove the dagger swiftly and silently into the eye of Lord Kesler, and the boy king screamed as a maid drowning in her own blood would.

 

As Kesler's lifeless body crumpled to the floor, Giffgon turned to the rest of the citizens of Vasteras. Still holding the capon and dripping bloody dagger, he raised his hands high in the air, as though a pair of invisible angels may come at any time to hoist him to the heavens.

 

Finally, he called out, "AND THAT'S WHY YOU ALWAYS CARRY ANUS DAGGERS!"

 

The men and women of Vasteras broke out into a raucous roar of approval. The day belonged to Giffgon. The realm belonged to Giffgon.

 

 

~fin

[jack 498]

3 minutes ago, JardyB10 said:

Lord Giffgon emerged from the Vasteras locker room, completely naked but for a jock clout, and holding a roasted leg of capon, lightly buttered and spiced with red hot Dornish peppers.. His mischievious blue eyes examined the world around him, and he took a bite of the capon, grease dribbling down his chin. He espied Lord Paramount Kesler across the room, trembling as witness to the apparent madness of the Giffgon. Giffgon slowly approached Brovy, and their eyes met. An eternity seemed to pass, when suddenly there was steel in the hand of the Giffgon. He drove the dagger swiftly and silently into the eye of Lord Kesler, and the boy king screamed as a maid drowning in her own blood would.

 

As Kesler's lifeless body crumpled to the floor, Giffgon turned to the rest of the citizens of Vasteras. Still holding the capon and dripping bloody dagger, he raised his hands high in the air, as though a pair of invisible angels may come at any time to hoist him to the heavens.

 

Finally, he called out, "AND THAT'S WHY YOU ALWAYS CARRY ANUS DAGGERS!"

 

The men and women of Vasteras broke out into a raucous roar of approval. The day belonged to Giffgon. The realm belong to Giffgon.

 

 

~fin

 

can't wait for this season

[Victor 10,946]

"Maid drowning in her own blood" is such a perfect GRRMism

[James 77]

This is the team where I'll win my first cup