Bojo 221 Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 The Bern Royals have been royally sucking hard this season, but that doesn't stop young Joe Shenanigans from finding out why that's the case. Well, he actually already knows why (spoilers: Jala), but he wants do go deeper (like Jala's mom) to find out just how so much stank can be within one person. As we all know, Zoidberg was a man of communism and animal sacrifice. Doughty, on the other tentacle, is a lot more calm and reserved. It's not obviously known what is wrong with him, yet it's clear as day that something is wrong. Royals Research has invested in the Holo Lens technology to try and simulate what Jala goes through every day. After studying him for a couple of weeks scientists discovered his odd random flailing as if he was dodging something. They presented us with an example of what he sees every day: Therapy did not work, so he's currently on his existing medication of cocaine "secretly" stuffed in his hockey stick. Sure, it's caused at least 12 injuries, but it's safer than nothing. Speaking of which, if you have seen Jala recently, please tell him that we found his stick and we're all very sorry for taking it. #Bojala @Jala Will and sterling 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FacePuncher 1,343 Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Yus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jala 922 Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 I've been exposed sterling 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojo 221 Posted April 6, 2016 Author Share Posted April 6, 2016 13 minutes ago, Jala said: I've been exposed I was running dry of ideas to write about, sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Victor 10,844 Posted April 6, 2016 Admin Share Posted April 6, 2016 Bern is a scrubby team with scrubby players and a scrubby GM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojo 221 Posted April 6, 2016 Author Share Posted April 6, 2016 (edited) 12 minutes ago, Victor said: Bern is a scrubby team with scrubby players and a scrubby GM. Victor is short for Victory because he always comes up just short of it. Edited April 6, 2016 by Bojo Will 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Victor 10,844 Posted April 6, 2016 Admin Share Posted April 6, 2016 21 minutes ago, Bojo said: Victor is short for Victory because he always comes up just short of it. more like Victor y u win so much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOOM 8,659 Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 39 minutes ago, Victor said: Bern is a scrubby team with scrubby players and a scrubby GM. No. You. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Victor 10,844 Posted April 6, 2016 Admin Share Posted April 6, 2016 So what and why does Jala blow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojo 221 Posted April 7, 2016 Author Share Posted April 7, 2016 1 hour ago, Victor said: So what and why does Jala blow? If I found out I would have titled it "Found out why Jala blows" jeeeeez The first questions we must ask is not what and why but instead who and when. Then maybe how much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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