Threencarnacion Set to Make Trade Offer for Odinsson

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After Thor Odinsson surprisingly declared that this season(only his third season in the VHL) would be his last, it didn't take long for Seattle Bears GM Blake Campbell to offer the player to other GMs in an effort to recoup some of the assets they gave up to acquire the former Rookie of the Year Odinsson. However, GM's were not the only ones to receive news from Campbell about Odinsson's availability as elite backup goalie Edwin Threencarnacion was also sent a similar PM from the Bears GM.

 

 

Why a PM was sent to a current VHL player is anyone's guess, but Threencarnacion is said to be excited about the possibility of acquiring the services of Odinsson. 

 

"Yeah dawg, mean the guy's got game nahmsayin'? Guy bring a duck to a gun fight and you can bet it gon' end with a duck rippin' your throat out and shittin' down a dead fools neck nahmsayin'? If I bring that guy into three-E incorporated, even as a retiree, he gon' get me some bank. Also, I need some *ahem* "research material" for when I'm sittin' on the pine, nahmsayin'? GUYS GOTTA MASTURBATE SOMEWHERE AMIRITE?!"

 

What he'll be giving up for Odinsson has yet to be declared, but one could assume that maybe Threencarnacion, unfamiliar with the concept of a fair trade, will just set fire to Seattle property till he gets Odinsson, 

[Banackock 8,049]

Truly a good read. Well done!

[Will 4,660]

Backup goalies are taking over the league!!!! AHHH!!!!!!!!!!