Nobody rolls into town and disrespects me!

[der meister 2,952]

Now a champion at both the VHLM and VHL levels, New York Americans center Essian Ravenwing has but one request:

 

"Entertain me."

 

Surrounded by a horde of yesmen and groupies, the stoic Ravenwing ignores most of the drivel, instead contenting himself by patting the hand of local librarian Cathy, whose arm is frequently linked through the Welshman's. Cathy, who gained notoriety earlier in the season by catching Ravenwing's attention, was best known for her love of ferrets before becoming the apple of his eye. Now, New York's latest Power Couple spends a fair amount of time in the public eye, having become something nearly akin to leaders of a cult. 

 

Ravenwing and Cathy, enjoying the offseason

 

One popular contest that people have played for their amusement is basketball, though admittedly with modified rules. As Ravenwing described it, the game is, "Two hoops, full court. Ten-second shot clock. Miss a shot, you get shot. Shot clock buzzer goes off before you shoot, you get shot. Two points for a basket, no three-point bullshit. All you gotta do is get ten points. That's it." 

 

So far, only a single player has survived the game.

 

 

 

[TheLastOlympian07 2,388]

*rolls in*

*disrespects der meister*

*rolls out*

[der meister 2,952]

6 minutes ago, TheLastOlympian07 said:

*rolls in*

*disrespects der meister*

*rolls out*

 

[FacePuncher 1,343]

finna dis ya whole squad, what u gon do when i roll up on ya, bish?

[BluObieZ 1,125]

SWC3 pays dirty raunchy hookers to piss on your seat in the LR. I'd say that's pretty disrespectful 

[der meister 2,952]

2 hours ago, BobertZ said:

SWC3 pays dirty raunchy hookers to piss on your seat in the LR. I'd say that's pretty disrespectful 

 

Brovy pays me to switch stalls, so it's cool 

[BluObieZ 1,125]

37 minutes ago, der meister said:

 

Brovy pays me to switch stalls, so it's cool 

We'll that's just rude to him