Lynx Doing Shitty

[JardyB10 4,834]

Today the Ottawa Lynx suffered their first regulation loss of the VHLM season. This loss came against the Yukon Rush, one of their projected rivals at the beginning of the season.

 

"It's terrible," GM Jardy Bunclewirth said. "Everyone should feel bad. Especially Jacob."

 

Jacob had a fairly rough night, allowing 4 goals on 17 shots, good for a 0.765 SV%. He's expected to lose a few starts after the Lynx's stretch of games against the Rush. Him, along with the rest of the team, remained on the ice after the game and got bag-skated for another hour.

 

"It seemed pretty unnecessary, Jacob is the one who sucked," said John Locke, the league pimp ass boss man. "The rest of us played pretty good I thought. We outshot them 35 to 17. I think the GM is a bit of a nutcase."

 

After tonight's games, the Lynx now have a 29-1-2 record. Their two shootout losses came against the Oslo Storm and the Brampton Blades.

 

"IT CAN NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN!" Bunclewirth screamed before punting the microphone over and storming off.

 

[hedgehog337 3,480]

4 minutes ago, JardyB10 said:

"It seemed pretty unnecessary, Jacob is the one who sucked," said John Locke, the league pimp ass boss man.

 

Says the guy, who is scoring 1 goal on 36 shots against the bottom dweller team. 

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