marshall_222 12 Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 Linholm Judged “Too Talented” for VHLM, Forced to use Broomstick Fans of Minot were stunned and disappointed today as the VHLM Commissioners office handed down a ruling today that Linholm will no longer be allowed to carry a hockey stick onto a VHLM playing surface for the rest of the season but will instead be forced to use a broomstick. The ruling comes after a stretch where Linholm collected 9 points, including 4 goals, in his last 3 games causing opposing team to call to the commissioner and complain about his dominance. “Watching the tapes I think we can all agree that letting Linholm use a hockey stick just isn’t fair to the other players,” the VHLM commissioner explained, “for the sake of league parity and the sanity of other teams players we had to make this decision.” Linholm himself didn’t seem too perturbed about the ruling as he was seen snapping pucks off the crossbar with his broomstick at a recent Minor practice. On an unrelated note Minot winger Bruno Wolf was seen attempting to use Linholms sticks at the same practice but found himself unable to lift the puck even with the Swedes magic stick, no wonder that bum is a 3rd liner. Silly Wolf that's now how you stop RandomHero and Megster 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaglesfan036 4,595 Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 Nice picture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smarch 3,100 Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 Sandro looks really scared in the second row. Victor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOOM 8,660 Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 Doesn't matter. He could play with a toothpick and still dominate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomsday 4,120 Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 4 goals in the last three games? Johan Hallstrom has four hat tricks in the last four games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomHero 55 Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 He's also taken 4-times as many shots as anyone in the league. I'm much less selfish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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