Corco 1,176 Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Tukio Having Renaissance Season with Quebec The change of scenery for Tuomas Tukio has paid big dividends for the Meute and Tukio QUEBEC CITY, Helsinki - In plain english, Tuomas Tukio is cock-slapping the rest of the league. After years of high expectations not being met, Tukio is ironically finally hitting his stride. There was never a doubt regarding the talent level of Tukio, as he was always a strong, technical, and well-rounded goaltender in his career, although the stats never matched. However now, every single thing possible is going the right way for the Finnish veteran. Tukio currently leads the league in all major (even non-major) goaltending statistics; .946 SvPct, 1.37 GAA, 8 shutouts, 18 wins, and even 3 assists. When asked on how he felt about his performance this season, Tukio responded with: yeah it feels pretty good to finally collectively shove my cock down the throats of the rest of the league. after years and years of me sucking dick, it really does feel great to switch the roles around. these goalie enhancement creams that Quebec has been providing me really do work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie 438 Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Tukio in Quebec makes Rift in Quebec look like a little girl! Victor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Victor 10,846 Posted March 23, 2014 Admin Share Posted March 23, 2014 And now HEL G is putting up old Tukio-esque stats. Helsinki the Philadelphia of the VHL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kesler 1,514 Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 (edited) Brovy gonna get beat out by another goalie.... Edited March 23, 2014 by MÉTIS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Higgins 3,618 Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Wow the translator was definitely drunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devise 4,475 Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 Funk, Slobo, Shaw, MVP Going to be quite the season for Tukio. Your welcome for stepping down with Rift by the way. So proud of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Higgins 3,618 Posted March 23, 2014 Share Posted March 23, 2014 20 games lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Higgins 3,618 Posted March 24, 2014 Share Posted March 24, 2014 You guys seriously jinxed me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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