Matt_O 896 Posted July 29, 2019 Share Posted July 29, 2019 The Malmo Nighthawks took the time out of their day to head westward for a swamp that many are to afraid to enter. Shrek, the swamp god, greeted them with open arms. Shrek is actually a big hockey guy, and loves watching the Nighthawks play. "I especially love Morpheus, or however you say his name. He hits people and breaks their bones. Guys like him make me think I could have a shot at the VHL" As we all know, Shrek would dominate all competition, and the VHL actually banned him from playing in the league, but no one ever told him, and when he went undrafted, he simply retired. He enjoys the quiet life in the swamp alongside his wife Fiona, although sometimes his noisy friend Donkey comes along. The Nighthawks have even considered employing Shrek as the team mascot. It would totally make sense, he's green already. Just put a bird hat on him and it's perfect. 161 words NotAVHLM-GM, fonziGG, xsjack and 2 others 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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NotAVHLM-GM 1,858 Posted July 30, 2019 Share Posted July 30, 2019 Couldn't you bring potential draftees with you, would love to meet the Green guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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