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Srraxxarrakex On Pace to be a Legend


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The Next Scotty Campbell Is Here


The man, the myth, the future legend, Srraxxarrakex.


HELSINKI, Finland - After seasons and seasons of toiling away in the minors or as a healthy VHL scratch, the once top-ranked prospect in VHL history looks to be finally breaking out into the offensive superstar he was projected to be. Roughly halfway through the season, Srraxxarrakex has two goals and six assists for a total of 8 points, which shatters his career high of 0. Srraxxarrakex is currently leading the league in the imaginary scoring race, outproducing the 2nd highest player on that list (Logan Laich) by 1,229 points. Srraxxarrakex isn't afraid to play rough either, no no no; the phenom has 32 total penalty minutes and 40 hits so far, showcasing his propensity for showing some snarl on the ice. Srraxxarrakex is no slouch on the defensive side of the rink either, as evidenced by his glittering -36 +/-, which leads the league by quite a wide margin. Assuming Srraxxarrakex continues his meteoric scoring pace, there is little doubt that he will not only be in contention for, but also a heavy favorite to win the Beketov, Funk, Shaw, Campbell, Slobodzian, Kanou, Szatkowski, Knight, Jonsson, and Boulet trophies.

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