Corco 1,237 Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 The Next Scotty Campbell Is Here The man, the myth, the future legend, Srraxxarrakex. HELSINKI, Finland - After seasons and seasons of toiling away in the minors or as a healthy VHL scratch, the once top-ranked prospect in VHL history looks to be finally breaking out into the offensive superstar he was projected to be. Roughly halfway through the season, Srraxxarrakex has two goals and six assists for a total of 8 points, which shatters his career high of 0. Srraxxarrakex is currently leading the league in the imaginary scoring race, outproducing the 2nd highest player on that list (Logan Laich) by 1,229 points. Srraxxarrakex isn't afraid to play rough either, no no no; the phenom has 32 total penalty minutes and 40 hits so far, showcasing his propensity for showing some snarl on the ice. Srraxxarrakex is no slouch on the defensive side of the rink either, as evidenced by his glittering -36 +/-, which leads the league by quite a wide margin. Assuming Srraxxarrakex continues his meteoric scoring pace, there is little doubt that he will not only be in contention for, but also a heavy favorite to win the Beketov, Funk, Shaw, Campbell, Slobodzian, Kanou, Szatkowski, Knight, Jonsson, and Boulet trophies. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/6694-srraxxarrakex-on-pace-to-be-a-legend/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Victor 10,940 Posted March 31, 2014 Admin Share Posted March 31, 2014 I am pleased to see no Virkkunen on that list, this man is no pussy. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/6694-srraxxarrakex-on-pace-to-be-a-legend/#findComment-59037 Share on other sites More sharing options...
STZ 5,360 Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Connor Low, though. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/6694-srraxxarrakex-on-pace-to-be-a-legend/#findComment-59132 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle 667 Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 Bump Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/6694-srraxxarrakex-on-pace-to-be-a-legend/#findComment-741586 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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