Berocka 2,263 Posted October 5, 2019 Share Posted October 5, 2019 Mr. Berocka grow up in regional Queensland on a small farm. Born under the name Leigh Matthews he never succeeded at anything in life and was horrible at school. His parents hated having him around and he was useless on the farm. To waste time during the day Mr. Berocka would go and watch as many sports as he could. It didn't matter what the sport was he would sit and watch. This lasted until he was 16 when his dad was preparing a new field they found some coal. Within months there was a mining company that bought their family farm for an incredible amount of money. Mr. Berocka was hoping that this would mean his family would move to a city and he could see more sport. Though that wasn't the plan, his parents bought another farm and got addicted to alcohol meaning his brothers had to take control. As his brothers found him useless they gave Mr. Berocka a limo sum of money and told him to move out. This is when Mr. Berocka found his way to Brisbane. Upon arrival there was a banner stating that the state championships were on for ice hockey, this was a sport that Mr. Berocka had never seen before as inland Queensland is mainly sand, this intrigued him and he thought he would go watch the opening match. This sport was eye opening to him it was as fast as AFL had the hits and toughness of NRL and Union. The players had the puck control of a good soccer player and the puck went as fast as a cricket ball. Mr. Berocka didn't only watch the first match but stayed for the whole day and this was a 5 day tournament. After the last match he went and stayed in the closest hotel it also happened to be the same hotel as the Brisbane Bandicoots were staying. They immediately became his favourite team. During the first night he managed to talk to some of the players and had a great conversation with them. When introducing himself he changed his name as he realised he could be whoever he wanted now and avoid the name his parents gave him. His new name was Tomothy Berocka, and on his first day as Tomothy he found more friends then he had ever had. Over the course of the 5 days Mr. Berocka became good friends with most of the Bandicoots. Before the final match of the tournament Mr. Berocka suggested to the coach that he should move a player from the third line centre up to the first line centre to give the first line wing that way he had more chances to shoot. The coach thought he was stupid and didn't listen to it. Until they were down by two half way through the third period. He gave him a chance and it worked in one shift the third line centre scored two goals. This took them through to overtime when he finished his Hattrick and sealed the game. The Bandicoots for the first time were champions, not long after the celebrations ended that Mr. Berocka was offered a job as an analyst for the Bandicoots. Mr. Berocka exceeded expectations at his role and was soon a scout for the Bandicoots traveling all around Queensland and Northern Territory finding the greatest talent in the region. As these were both extremely hot states that never saw snow no one bothered scouting the region's. Soon Mr. Berocka was well known Australia wide for uncovering talent in the most unexpected places. As he made a name for himself he got moved up to the AIHL which is the Australian national league. Hired by the Newcastle North stars he continued his great work with scouting and also assisting with some analysis whenever he could watch a game. He brought Newcastle's best goaler and skater to the club in Berocka Sundqvist (which was weird meeting someone with his made up name) and Block Buster. When Sundqvist and Buster started playing for the Hounds there was talk that they needed an AGM. Even though Mr. Berocka had never had a role like that before he applied as he had most of the skills needed. After a grueling interview process with an extremely calm Jerry Garcia ( @GustavMattias ) he was selected as the AGM of the Mississauga Hounds. He loved this new role and made it his goal to be the best he could. He tried scouting, being an analyst and also coach/friend of the players. He excelled at all roles and helped build the expansion team into a contender this season. Then opened up the role of Team USA GM for the World Junior Championship, Garcia insisted that Mr. Berocka try out. To the surprise of Mr. Berocka he was selected and was pushed into his first GM job. It was said that the USA Ice Hockey Board didn't like how the team had been performing in recent years and wanted fresh blood to spice things up (sorry @JeffD). This is the story of Mr. Berocka up to current day, will he succeed as a GM or will his leadership be short lived we shall all find out soon enough. Gustav and Elmebeck 2 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70544-the-life-and-success-of-mr-berocka/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gustav 6,407 Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 (edited) 4 hours ago, Berocka said: After a grueling interview process with an extremely calm Jerry Garcia Rips bong "Dude, so, like, what does your spirit bring to the collective being of the people in our city?" "Well, uh..." "Don't think so hard, man." Edited October 6, 2019 by GustavMattias Berocka 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70544-the-life-and-success-of-mr-berocka/#findComment-674633 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berocka 2,263 Posted October 6, 2019 Author Share Posted October 6, 2019 1 hour ago, GustavMattias said: Rips bong "Dude, so, like, what does your spirit bring to the collective being of the people in our city?" "Well, uh..." "Don't think so hard, man." The hardest question was "What shape best represents you?" Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70544-the-life-and-success-of-mr-berocka/#findComment-674639 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gustav 6,407 Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 5 hours ago, Berocka said: The hardest question was "What shape best represents you?" "I'm somewhat triangular maybe." "Hm..." Scribbles furiously Berocka 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70544-the-life-and-success-of-mr-berocka/#findComment-674658 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berocka 2,263 Posted October 6, 2019 Author Share Posted October 6, 2019 2 hours ago, GustavMattias said: "I'm somewhat triangular maybe." "Hm..." Scribbles furiously I mean I'm definitely not a square Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70544-the-life-and-success-of-mr-berocka/#findComment-674667 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gustav 6,407 Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 6 hours ago, Berocka said: I mean I'm definitely not a square "Have you ever done drugs?" "No." "Why not?" Berocka 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/70544-the-life-and-success-of-mr-berocka/#findComment-674723 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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