ColeMrtz 571 Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 Jerry Wang is bad. He's so bad, in fact, that one may go as far as to call him dead weight. The sophomore winger who came out the gate on fire has been put out in glorious fashion. Opening the season with 6 points in his first five games, has since only put up 3 points over the course of twenty-one fucking games. So what happened? How does someone open the season so strong and then fall off the face of the earth? Well the answer lies nearly 5000 miles away in Malmo, where it is rumored that Wang and Malmo defenseman Jerry Garcia have been seen with a variety of substances. This comes following news of new drug testing standards being put in place by the VHL after Davos AGM Joe Proto went missing following similar circumstances between him and Garcia. Vancouver affiliates are attempting to track Wang down before their upcoming game against Seattle, but little progress has been made on returning him to the Canadian franchise. 169 (nice) words Beaviss 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garsh 1,087 Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 The real Gustav effect coming into play. ColeMrtz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Motzaburger 1,590 Posted February 5, 2020 Share Posted February 5, 2020 Pesky little Wang this one is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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