Randy Marsh Press Conference

[oilmandan 688]

Fresh off his first couple practices with the Houston Bulls, Randy took some time to chat with his adoring press

[Banackock 8,106]

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1. Do you have any fears? If so, list and shit.

2. Do you have any pet peeves? If so, list and shit.

3. What's something you're looking forward to in 2020?

4. What is something you're not looking forward to in 2020?

5. Where is the next place you plan to travel to? OR, where do you want to go if you could etc.

6. What is your GO-TO snack?

7. What is your favourite food or food that you crave most?

 

@oilmandan

[oilmandan 688]

On 2/21/2020 at 2:24 PM, Banackock said:

BANA PC BOMB

 

1. Do you have any fears? If so, list and shit.

2. Do you have any pet peeves? If so, list and shit.

3. What's something you're looking forward to in 2020?

4. What is something you're not looking forward to in 2020?

5. Where is the next place you plan to travel to? OR, where do you want to go if you could etc.

6. What is your GO-TO snack?

7. What is your favourite food or food that you crave most?

 

@oilmandan

1. Spiders. Would burn my house down to kill one 

2. People that don’t wave when you let them in in traffic.

3. I’m getting married in august so that’s pretty cool I guess

4. Can’t really say there’s anything I’m not looking forward to. 
5. Mexico for my honeymoon or Vegas for my birthday. 
6. M&ms I guess. Trying to cut down but they’re so yummy 

7. Prime rib is my favourite food and I crave cheese. But I’m lactose intolerant 

 

[Devise 4,475]

1. Does Randy Marsh in the VHL come with the same amount of "Tegridy" that one would expect him too?

2. What did you do with Towelie, and be honest? 

3. What are you career goals with Marsh? 

4. Thoughts on what VHL team you'd like to end up on? 

5. How do you justify putting no points into checking as a D? Do you worry that not only is that counter to Randy Marsh himself, but also will impact your long term success at the position?

6. Do you work in the Oilfield? Do you sell Oil? Why are you the Oil Man, Mr. Dan? 

[Matt_O 897]

1. What are Randy's opinions on the coronavirus?

2. Where do you expect to land in the upcoming VHLM draft?

3. How was your time spent in Houston last year?

4. Your last player was a forward, now you switch to defense. Are there any special reasons for this?

5. What kind of defenseman are you going to go for with this player?

6. What are your expectations/goals for this player?

[Da Trifecta 1,902]

1. Do you have a preferred VHL team you want to play for?

2. What kind of player will you be?

3. Any teams you won't play for?

4. Do you have anyone in the VHL you model your game after?

5. If you could pick 3 people to team up with, who would they be?

6. What do you want to achieve, career wise, with this player?

[oilmandan 688]

On 3/8/2020 at 9:05 PM, Devise said:

1. Does Randy Marsh in the VHL come with the same amount of "Tegridy" that one would expect him too?

2. What did you do with Towelie, and be honest? 

3. What are you career goals with Marsh? 

4. Thoughts on what VHL team you'd like to end up on? 

5. How do you justify putting no points into checking as a D? Do you worry that not only is that counter to Randy Marsh himself, but also will impact your long term success at the position?

6. Do you work in the Oilfield? Do you sell Oil? Why are you the Oil Man, Mr. Dan? 

1. Randy saw that the VHL was losing a bit of Tegridy, so his number one career goal is to bring his own Tegridy to wherever he plays. 
2. I keep him in my equipment bag, “just in case”

3. To be the first farmer in the VHL Hall of Fame

4. I’m not super picky where I end up. There’s a couple teams I’d rather not go to, but I’ll be happy most places  

5. That’s true I have been neglecting both checking and fighting ability so far. Gotta bring back fighting into the VHL. If you don’t like that, then “I’m sorry, I thought this was America!”

6. I do work in the oilfield, when the oilfield works that is. The name came from a day when I was once accidentally covered in oil and the name has kinda stuck

[oilmandan 688]

On 3/15/2020 at 5:37 PM, Matt_O said:

1. What are Randy's opinions on the coronavirus?

2. Where do you expect to land in the upcoming VHLM draft?

3. How was your time spent in Houston last year?

4. Your last player was a forward, now you switch to defense. Are there any special reasons for this?

5. What kind of defenseman are you going to go for with this player?

6. What are your expectations/goals for this player?

1. It’s a big old government hoax. Nothing that a little Tegridy weed and cocaine can’t cure 

2. I ended up in Vegas and I’m glad as I used to GM there and im excited to help out again

3. It was a blast. We tried to load up but didn’t quite have the firepower for it

4. Wanted to try something new. I was disappointed with my career as a forward so it was either play D or goalie. 
5. I’m hoping to have a fast Sergei Zubov type. Or a John Carlson for you youngins 

6. 500 points. Couple continental cups and a couple top defenseman awards. 

[oilmandan 688]

On 3/28/2020 at 3:55 PM, Da Trifecta said:

1. Do you have a preferred VHL team you want to play for?

2. What kind of player will you be?

3. Any teams you won't play for?

4. Do you have anyone in the VHL you model your game after?

5. If you could pick 3 people to team up with, who would they be?

6. What do you want to achieve, career wise, with this player?

1. I don’t have any one team I’d like to go to. DC or Prague would be cool, as they’re new. Although the DC GM didn’t sign with me in New York, so maybe Prague gets the upper hand. 
2. Flashy high scoring dman. Or a plug number 6 guy

3. There’s no one I won’t play for, but definitely one/some that I wouldn’t resign with. 
4. Joseph McWolf comes to mind. He had a great career just recently. Or Mats Johnsson. 
5. Id probably go with 3 guys I’ve never played with before. Maybe Kyl Oferson, whoever Beketovs next guy is and maybe one of the Louths 

6. Lots of championships and lots of individual awards