Bailey Practices (social distancing)

[Quik 4,113]

Helsinki, FINLAND - With the entire world undergoing major changes, one former Commissioner of the VHL has been seemingly ahead of the curve. @Quik went underground for 6 months, taking the two players he represents, Kronos Bailey and ACL TEAR, with him. The two continued to play league sanctioned games, but would only show up for said games, skipping all practices and training exercises, with the given explanation being "Social Distancing". It is a bit baffling then, that, just as COVID-19 is reaching its peak, becoming a pandemic and causing countries to shut down all but the most essential services, that Quik would choose this time to re-emerge from his bunker and begin participating in practice, once again.

 

When asked, he responded by saying "Honestly, I ran out of toilet paper and figured I'd come out and get some (Vancouver) Wolves jerseys to tide me over, until stores restock."

 

Sources are unsure what his return means for the league. Will Quik return to the levels of activity he saw before going underground? Will he retire his players and create a new prospect? Will he actually use a Wolves jersey to wipe his ass? At this point, your guess is as good as anybody else's!

[Phil 5,119]

34 minutes ago, Quik said:

your guess is as good as anybody else's!

 

No one's ever told me that my guesses were good