William Shakespeare II Press Release

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William Shakespeare II Press Release

Today 16 year old hockey phenom will be announcing the team he will be debuting his talent in the VHLM. While being a talent with equal on the ice, it is only equaled by eccentrics. Calling himself William Shakespeare II the young man is truly a conundrum. Speaking primarily in “Old English” and a thick accent; William is incredibly hard to understand. Reports have said that combined with his personalities issues this makes William difficult to play with.

 

Still considered the best player in the United Kingdom William has been scoring goals for fun in the minor leagues. Clearly needing a bigger platform VHLM scouts have been seen attending games recently. Growing VHL hype has begun to mount fast whispers of Mexico City became almost the assured landing spot but recent betting odds have swiftly shifted to a different team. It is time to find out whether the betters know something we don’t.

 

We will be providing a live translation of the press conference, apologies for any tardiness translating William can be incredibly difficult.

 

William :"All mine own life hockey hath been mine passion, and tonight i shall announceth what team i shall beest pursuing yond passion with. The final options i hadst remaining w're the San Diego Marlins, Mexico City Kings and Yukon. While a tough decision t is mine own burden to beareth unfolding who shall squire my service."

 

Translation: All my life hockey has been my passion, and tonight I will announce what team I will be pursuing that passion with. The final options I had remaining were the San Diego Marlins, Mexico City Kings and Yukon. While a tough decision tonight I will be announcing who I have signed with.

 

William: "The marlins art a most wondrous team in a most wondrous city so obviously yond is a v'ry enticing off'r. But weath'r  warm’th i pref'r the merit'r weath'r of london.  The coacheth hast given me confidence yond san diego hast culture yond shall very much holp me groweth as a playeth'r.  Ov'rall combing the city with the team san diego is a stout choice."

 

Translation: The Marlins are a great team in a great city so obviously that is a very enticing offer. But I am not a huge fan of hot weather I prefer the cooler weather of London. The coach has given me confidence that San Diego has culture that will really help me grow as a player. Overall combing the city with the team San Diego is a strong choice.

 

William: "Mexico city kings gaveth me a excellent fourm, i wast did sell on their ability to holp mine own becometh a wondrous playeth'r.  The team’s theme of royalty reminds me of on of mine own fav'rite quotes “Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown.” The kings shall truly beest a lodging in which i can becometh a playeth'r w'rthy of the coronet."

 

Translation: Mexico City Kings gave me a excellent presentation, I was sold on their ability to help my become a wondrous player. The team’s theme of royalty reminds me of one of my favorite quotes “Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown.” The kings will truly be a place in which i can become a player worthy of the crown.

 

William: "At which hour i visit'd yukon t reminds v'ry much of home.  Bleak m'rnings and dreary raineth truly maketh me feeleth at ease.  In t'rms of hockey yukon wast a location i couldst truly becometh mine own owneth sir.  Many of mine own icons wouldst has't taken this off'r.  The prospective team mates on yukon has't excellent talent and wouldst complicate mine own arts well.  Playing at yukon is a choice many most wondrous men wouldst maketh"

 

Translation: When I visited Yukon it reminds very much of home. Bleak mornings and dreary rain truly make me feel at ease. In terms of hockey Yukon was a location I could truly become my own man. Many of my icons would have taken this offer. The prospective team mates on Yukon have excellent talent and would complicate my skills well. Playing at Yukon is a choice many great men would make.

 

William: Tis timeth to maketh mine own final announcement.  I shall beest taking mine own s'rvice to the san diego marlins, while mexcio city and yukon art v'ry enticing off'rs and i thanketh those folk f'r the faith those gents did place in me.  I has't hath decided yond san diego is the most wondrous lodging f'r me to excel as playeth'r and a p'rson.  Thanketh thee f'r listing and desire you’re watching in san diego

 

Translation: It is time to make my final announcement. I will be taking my service to the San Diego Marlins, while Mexcio City and Yukon are very enticing offers and I thank them for the faith they placed in me. I have decided that San Diego is the best place for me to excel as player and a person. Thank you for listing and hope you’re watching in San Diego.

So that’s that William will be joining the San Diego Marlins under @InstantRockstar. As an analyst I feel like this is a good opportunity for William as San Diego provides a good space for him to mature as a player and a person. I think Ryan Schwarz @Enorama is a quality player that may take William under his wing. Players on the squad like Nathaniel N @NathanN and Mahin Ganeshathasan @Mahin2105 have been praised for their determination and work ethic traits that William largely lacks; hopefully through interacting with these players William will develop into the player he has the potential to be.

 

For San Diego expect a technically skilled player that can grab a goal but still has a ways to go before they are a finished product. But patience will be rewarded by a myriad of goals and flashing passes, along with nearly incomprehensible ramblings from a lunatic. If William wasn’t so good at hockey, he more than likely would be in an institution.

 

First article any feedback would be great. Is technically 1000 words but as you have noticed like 300 words are just the same words repeated. Looking for consultation as to if this is good enough to count as two weeks of points. 

Edited July 31, 2020 by Corgi34

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Great idea for a media spot! William definitely needs a translator. Maybe add some colour to the text other than that the words and flow are great. Nice analysis to end to media spot too. Excited to see how William does in the league. 8/10

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Wow! This is gold! Love the translator idea for William. Good ole olden day English. I tried reading it without the translation and got lost  

 

Nice touch with the images. Keep up the good work! 10/10