BREAKING: Drew Minott Intends to Enter VHL After VHLM Playoff's End

[DreMin15 220]

 Breaking news coming out of Las Vegas today as goaltender Drew Minott has announced his plan to leave the VHLM behind,  and join the ranks of the L.A. Stars, at the end of this postseason. Minott confirmed this in an interview (transcribed below) following Vegas's final game of the regular season. Here are Minott's words on the ordeal:

 

"Hey Minner, Markus Bucyk from the Vegas Harald. I was wondering if you could give us your plans for the offseason?"

 

"Sure things Bucky, good to have you back after you broke your leg. I actually have something pretty big I would like to announce. I have spoken with GM Josh of the LA Stars, and after some consideration I have decided to make the jump to the VHL after this playoff run." 

 

*Que chaos breaking out from various reporters breaking off from other players to join the Minott pile-on*

 

"Hey hey hey, calm down. One at a time everyone! You, over there, with the makeshift boom-mic."

 

"Hi Drew, Vanessa Kimbell from the Toronto Times, I was wondering that spurred on your decision to finally make the jump?"

 

"For sure, I just feel like I am ready to make the jump. I ain't getting any younger, and I want to play on the best stage in the world and show that so many people putting their faith in me wasn't a mistake. I have time for one more question."

 

"Hi Mr. Minott, Terrence Paul from the Los Angeles Post. How do you see yourself fitting in to the Los Angeles roster and locker room?"

 

"Yeah, that's where I have to dock myself some points. I definitely am not going to jump and immediately take the starting role. Even suggesting that would be disrespectful to Doug Dimmadome, the current starter up in LA. I feel like I'm going to be getting my toes wet for a season or two, getting some games under my belt and hopefully showing that me being there isn't a mistake. As for how I see myself fitting into the locker room, I feel like I'm going to fit in nicely. I know we aren't going to be the best team around, but I have always found that being in a bad situation helps you know exactly where you need to work on yourself. I feel excited to be coming up to LA. Thanks guy, but I have to head out now."

 

 Once the news had reached the Los Angeles locker room, one player who knows Minner well had a statement to give. After spending the latter half of S72 together on the Houston Bulls, here is Jiggly Gumballs: 

 

"Hello Jiggs, Jordan Hunter from the Los Angeles Times, after the recent announcement from your ex and future teammate, Drew Minott, coming up to play with the Stars in the VHL next season, what are your thoughts on how Minner will fit in with the team?" 

 

"To me, with how good Doug Dimmadome has been as the new starter for LA. I think Minner can come in and sorta compete for that starting position. I see him and Dimmadome being a great tandem of sorts. Splitting games up between the two and acting as a one-two punch in terms of goaltending. It's honestly just great to see me and Minner reunite as teammates soon."

 

 

If we receive any more updates on the Minott situation, we will update this thread. 

 

(Special thanks to @JigglyGumballsfor sending me a quote to use!)

 

Edited October 22, 2020 by DreMin15
Had to give credit to someone who helped me with this

[JigglyGumballs 1,056]

HE'S COMING TO LA BABY!!

[DreMin15 220]

Just now, JigglyGumballs said:

HE'S COMING TO LA BABY!!

LV TO LA HELL YEAH

 

[Blazzer 759]

I hate those eyes Minner but welcome to the majors!!!

[NickSunderbruch 392]

really well done article, I love the way that you used different colors to separate who was speaking. I like the way you spaced your paragraphs as well, however I really think you could've added an image or something in the post itself. Other than that I don't see many problems, just minor grammatical issues, but that's just being too harsh. 9/10