yeah whatever drunk rory says stufff

[rory 1,962]

Hello my dear VHL community. My last media spot has garnered absolutely no notoriety so i guess I'll have to do the exact same thing again, but instead of talking about myself I talk about some other dumb thing. In this installment of "yeah, i talk about stuff for exactly five hundred words and then abruptly finish it at exactly five hundred" I suppose I can say a few words about the VHLM team I am the assistant general manager for, the Mexico City Kings.

Other then the blatantly racist logo that I am disgusted still exists, the Mexico City Kings have a lot to offer to the season 74 (idk what season it is) league. Of course we have drafted some of the top defenseman prospects in the league in the prior dispersal draft, being Hulk Hogan Junior and Kevin WU, but also got an all-star veteran of the VHLM in King Kruul to return for another season of dominance, being a prior Ryan Sullivan Trophy for top defenseman winner. His pure skill and experience will add a lot to Mexico City and the lineup for the Kings becomes a lot more diversified, becoming a battle for the 1D through 3D spot, although Teppo McBighit will argue himself as a solid defenseman pairing who can play big minutes regardless of role.
 

I guess this ramble has become defensemen oriented, so I will continue in the ramble with this paragraph. Despite having a solid, league challenging top 4 D core, there is a sharp drop off then it comes to the Mexico City bottom 8. Until the Junior Kings accept user players, the bots are forced to duke it out amongst themselves. Being one of the only absolutely full minors teams, our bottom four is also a fierce competition. The young ROGER JONE, from Djibouti, is the leader of this bottom four core, being just shy of 100 TPE. His elite backend playmaking defenseman build has been an absolute force when matching up against other VHLM teams low-tpe players. The Vancouver prospect has 3 assists thus far in the campaign, but his effort on the backend does not go unnoticed, according to GM @Hylands.  One of his many partners throughout the season, Big Mortie, has a respective 77 defense to compete for the 5D role, but his defensive player style shows on the stat sheet, being over 20 hits above Jone and only a assist down. Furthermore, the young @Chris P Bacon has become a force in the Mexico City defense core. His mixed focus on checking and defense has made an absolute pressure to force himself into the top 6 defense role. As a player and a person, he has incredibly proven himself as young defenseman coming into this league.  VHL GM's can DM me if they want more info on the young core of the Mexico City Kings, but preferably after noon mountain time because that's when I wake up every time. You know what? Fuck VHL GMs.

[rory 1,962]

sorry lads i had another 100 words to say to VHL GMs but i ran outta words you know how it is

[Spaz 297]

56 minutes ago, rory said:

sorry lads i had another 100 words to say to VHL GMs but i ran outta words you know how it is

That can be what you start your next 500 word article with.

[rory 1,962]

16 minutes ago, Spaz said:

That can be what you start your next 500 word article with.

lmfao as if i'll remember any of this tomorrow 

[Spaz 297]

6 hours ago, rory said:

lmfao as if i'll remember any of this tomorrow 

I mean you'll have vhl ping to take you back to it all...or at least a little portion of it lmfao

[Callahan 39]

I come back week after week to see Rory's long paragraphs that include huge amounts of grammatical errors and run on sentences. Besides that these are absolutely my favorite thing to read. I'm personally writing this review with the hopes of having grammatical errors and run on sentences to match rory's pure essence. Keep these up I absolutely love the rambling. 10/10 media spot.

[Xflexz 180]

This was 520 words...That's 20 words over the minimum. As well as not indenting the new paragraphs and a lack of misspelled words with confusing sentences I can only give this 9.9/10 get gud