Reviewing 4 VHLM Draft Players (because im lazy and this will take days)

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This is at the time of Nov 26-maybe 27 so don't nag me about the draft positions like in 4 months

 

Anyways, let's get into it!

 

1st Overall: Hex Rose (@Hex Universe)

Rose is in a very tight position for 1st Overall with the 2nd Overall pick, both with 120 TPE, it's like a show with so many fucking plot twists that it's not even funny anymore

 

CURRENT STATS:

GP: 21  G: 1   A:4   P:5 +/-:1  SHT:20  PIM:4  HIT:10   SB:2  GW:0   PPG:0  SHG:0

 

2nd Overall: MacGruber (@Motzaburger)

Yep, no first name and if you check his stats, he's 44... wow, that's an option? Now MacGruber is in a very tight position for 1st Overall with Hex Rose. Well, time to grab my popcorn. And he recently signed with Mexico, and because of his Draft position, he might as well not play with Mexico when the draft begins.

 

CURRENT STATS:

GP:1    G:0   A:1   P:1   +/-:1   SHT:0   PIM:0   HIT:0   SB:0   GW:0  PPG:0   SHG:0

 

3rd Overall: Kristof Welch (@Juice)

Kristof still holds 1st in most TPE earned, which is amazing. Other than that, he got signed with Yukon. So now Yukon has Welch... not very alarming.

 

CURRENT STATS:

GP:11   G:0   A:3   P:3   +/-:3   SHT:4   PIM:12   HIT:18   SB:11   GW:0    PPG:0   SHG:0

 

4th Overall: Eeli Ranaten (@Jolline)

I remember that I told Jolline what you had to do to make a player. Guess they took my advice. Anyways, Eeli is one of 36 Finnish players, including Laine, Lahtinen, and more! And is also a great player on Mississauga! Like, enough to make you say "holy crap"

 

CURRENT STATS:

GP:21   G:13 (the fuck?!) A:14 (holy fuck) P:27 (and my player can't even get 10 points...  I'm looking at you Nexber!)  +/-:-13   SHT:132  (*breathes in*, breathes out* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)  PIM:8   HIT:27 (well at least I'm better at something than Eeli)  SB:8   GW:1   PPG:0   SHG:0

 

You know what? I'm done, I'm stopping this article right here.

 

Speaking of which, let's make a poll on who deserves first overall, so try to answer that too.

Edited November 27, 2020 by Domino Draws

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Props to Jolline for not voting their player