Red 499 Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 After going on a slight dry stint with many pointless games with his team struggling, Cabe has made the difficult decision to enter rehab and stop his use of crack cocaine. Even though the substances appeared to have adversely positive affects in the short term, it appears Cabes physical condition has deteriorated due to not eating enough. Cabe will now return to his normal diet and attempt to find new ways to increase his energy and stamina on ice. In a recent interview Cabe has stated he has experimented drinking his own semen to see if he can find a good stimulus for his pre game routine. His unorthodox methods have stirred up some criticism of Cabe many wishing he'd just do normal shit for once. Nevertheless, Cabes production appears to finally be on an upward trend and for the sake of the Miami Marauders he better hope it stays that way. diacope, bigAL, coochiman and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/96328-cabe-lays-off-crack-cocaine/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
fyrefly 172 Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 1 hour ago, RedSus said: drinking his own semen Red 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/96328-cabe-lays-off-crack-cocaine/#findComment-803033 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigAL 2,176 Posted December 7, 2020 Share Posted December 7, 2020 The ends justify the means. Red 1 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/96328-cabe-lays-off-crack-cocaine/#findComment-803062 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolline 13 Posted December 7, 2020 Share Posted December 7, 2020 Great review of how bad habits impact your game. On a personal level, could you describe how semen tastes? I was watching a show that told us drinking semen makes you feel warm and fuzzy on the inside. How about you? Also I am a big fan of drugs, in case of not doing drugs. Big up to you 6/10 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/96328-cabe-lays-off-crack-cocaine/#findComment-803193 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red 499 Posted December 7, 2020 Author Share Posted December 7, 2020 7 hours ago, Jolline said: Great review of how bad habits impact your game. On a personal level, could you describe how semen tastes? I was watching a show that told us drinking semen makes you feel warm and fuzzy on the inside. How about you? Also I am a big fan of drugs, in case of not doing drugs. Big up to you 6/10 fresh semen tastes definitely tastes warm and fuzzy, but the semen I drink has been stored for a while so it kinda tastes like fish flavored yogurt Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/96328-cabe-lays-off-crack-cocaine/#findComment-803446 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickSunderbruch 392 Posted December 7, 2020 Share Posted December 7, 2020 Don't ever quit, you're mother didn't raise no quitter. Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/96328-cabe-lays-off-crack-cocaine/#findComment-803459 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crstats23 340 Posted December 7, 2020 Share Posted December 7, 2020 Review these types of articles make me laugh, great to see that you can see McJake’s struggles to using which really drives home the point that drugs are bad. rating 8/10 Link to comment https://vhlforum.com/topic/96328-cabe-lays-off-crack-cocaine/#findComment-803506 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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