The Perfect Warsaw Predator

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Due to lack of fun things to review, I guess I’ll knock out my VHL.com article this week by creating the perfect Warsaw Predator. Also known as, just take a look at the attributes on every Warsaw player and take whoever has the highest. Obviously this isn’t an intense research project, so even if you don’t find it amusing, just consider it as “Top TPE Review: Warsaw.”

 

Without further ado, may I present to you: Lexaloechrillie Mitlamchlinev

 

Checking – (80) Latrell Mitchell

Fighting – (41) Chris Reynolds

Discipline – (50) Willie Dredge & Latrell Mitchell

Skating – (95) Latrell Mitchell

Strength – (85) Latrell Mitchell

Puck Handling – (96) Aloe Dear

Passing – (80) Latrell Mitchell & Victor Grachev

Faceoffs – (85) Dakota Lamb

Scoring – (99) Aloe Dear, Lexi Glass, Dakota Lamb, & Latrell Mitchell

Defence – (99) Aloe Dear, Dakota Lamb, Latrell Mitchell, & Victor Grachev

Penalty Shot – (51) Willie Dredge

Experience – (72) Willie Dredge

Leadership – (50) Jeremy Lin

 

TOTAL TPE: 1037

 

If you want goalie attributes, Ajay Krishna is the only non-bot goalie, so he holds everything. Will not factor that into the total TPE.

Only one person can bring a cup to Warsaw. Their name is Lexaloechrillie Mitlamchlinev. Remember the name. Say it 5 times fast. Hopefully all my stats and math check out, thanks for reading, and GO WARSAW!

 

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[Banackock 8,184]

Cool idea.. gives me motivation. You are good.