Going deep EP1 (Germano Henchoz)

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Hello ladies and gentlemen of the VHL and VHLM, I'm your host and top sports reporter Billy Bonkers.  For my first episode I've decided to interview current defenseman for the Houston Bulls and prospect for the Calgary Wranglers,  Germano Henchoz! Please enjoy me going deep 

Billy Bonkers:  Germano its great to meet you! Thank you for appearing in my first media piece. As you know I'm the top sports reporter in the world, I'm sure you've heard of Billy Bonkers?

Germano Henchoz: Uh thanks for having me man. I'm gonna be honest, I have no idea who you are. If anything, Houston wanted me to talk to some reporters just to let fans know what I'm about.

Billy Bonkers: Oh, well now you know the legend of the Bonk man, VHLs number 1 reporter! 

Germano Henchoz: I immediately regret taking this interview...

Billy Bonkers: Germano first question! Being a prominent player on the Houston Bulls, do you get special treatment around town? 

Germano Henchoz: I wouldn't say I get special treatment. Though if I have a good game and I walk around town I do get a few people telling me how great the team played and stuff like that. Fans in Houston and pretty rabid fans for hockey. I always thought this was just a basketball town, but its clear the Bulls have a huge local fanbase.

Billy Bonkers: Fans are definitely paying attention to the Bulls this season! What do you think the biggest reason for the teams success is? 

Germano Henchoz: Well definitely our coaching staff plays a huge part. Making sure we've studied enough tape on the teams we're playing. Who to focus on and stuff like that. The lockerroom is a good place aswell. Everyone on the team seems to be super friendly and no drama is always nice. A team that works together tends to win more, and its nice there's no egos on the team.

Billy Bonkers:  That's great Germano real great. But let me ask you a REAL hard hitting question.. You're a young handsome guy, European and everything. The ladies here in Houston must love you, especially the ones in those UHM "gentlemans clubs"

Germano Henchoz: Uhh I guess our fan bases has a lot of female fans, but I wouldn't say that they love me or anything like that. As for the gentleman clubs, sometimes you just want a big booty girl named Diamond to shake her butt in front of you ok? There's nothing wrong with that and if you think anything more of that I'll sue.

Billy Bonkers: Germano you got me all wrong! I'm not trying to expose you or anything, look its Houston after all, many sports athletes enjoy the night life here. There's nothing wrong with it .

Germano Henchoz: I'm just not trying to build a reputation of being out every night. Its always the team first, and my life second. I wanna win and this group has a real chance of going all the way. 

Billy Bonkers:  Don't worry Germano, we all understand. I have 2 more questions for you if that's alright? Ahhhh I'm sure its alright! Is Diamond your go to girl? 

Germano Henchoz: This interview is over... 

Billy Bonkers: Welp fans, Germano has just stormed out of the interview HIGHLY unprofessional and I'll be speaking to his agent and management team right away! Unreal! Anyways, thanks for being with us tonight, and I hope you enjoyed our episode! Maybe one day we'll have Germano back and we can continue going deep. Until next time, this is the VHLs number 1 reporter! Billy Bonkers, signing out.
 

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hahaha....I like the Torts-style ending.