Top Secret Western Europe Plans Leaked

[Victor 10,553]

Newly-appointed World Cup GM Victor Alfredsson, of HC Davos fame, has been busy plotting the demise of his opponent which what looks like a loose 4-3-3 formation:

You will note that only one goal is shown on the diagram, with Team Western Europe unlikely to see their opponents' net. If they do, it will be thanks to the extremely lopsided nature of the team with McQueen and Janssen providing the thrust down the left.

Down the right, space will be opened up by Klose seeking to reclaim his striker position from the static GIYGAS and will likely be exploited by selfish and ultimately fruitless runs from right-back by Matt Bentley, in the best spirits of English football, who is expected to overlap nervous youngster Kurtis Hunter.

This in turn, should leave the team vulnerable at the back, with their veteran leader out chasing glory. Expect fouls galore from midfield destroyer Kez Kincaid and intense sweeping from goalkeeper Brookside and captain Villeneuve.

[Kesler 1,514]

That lineup.

[BOOM 8,432]

Lupe's tactic would be very effective here....

 

[Phil 5,019]

DOWN WITH THE JAPANESE!

[Victor 10,553]

Since it's a December World Cup, expect a spontaneous Christmas tree formation too.

[Tagger 2,722]

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