Beerfridge

I can hear the pain the voice causes you

Yeah but where the podcast?

+2

That makes it 2 points in 22 games, fml

Fuck me

Just fuck me up fam

Josh Stronk Forward Points Hits

Welcome back to your favorite nightmare, the Stronk Show. Now this week was anything but a dream, I think got one assist over 7 games. FUCK THAT SH*T. These little b*tches, they all are about passing and shooting and faceoffs, that is stuff for the weak. A real man hits and hits and then when you think he is done hitting he hits again. But do you know who the biggest b*tch is well actually he is a puny b*tch but he acts like a big bitch @JardyB10 is, I was thinking let's spread the word about the Stronk Show so I decided to feature on "Jardy's Fucking Podcast" First of all, this show is falsely advertised, there is no actual fucking. This man plays 5 minutes of music of what Lesbians workout to, what kind of shit is this. Then after I finished my segment he has the nerve to call me a NOOB, wtf is even a NOOB. I had to google this shit, Here it is. noob no͞ob/ noun informal a person who is inexperienced in a particular sphere or activity, especially computing or the use of the Internet. Do I look like a noob to you, Josh is an expert at the internet. People love Stronkowski's workout vids. He has more social media followers than @JardyB10 can even squar. This light-weight can't even dream of touching me, but I will say, it was fun to be on "Jardy's Fucking Podcast" and hope despite of him being a little bitch I can get on the show again. That is really all for this show. I think the playoffs so the next podcast might be a playoff edition but Josh really has no idea when the playoffs start, he just shows up and smashes kids. See you all next week. Thanks for listening to THE STRONK SHOW! All jokes aside it was very fun to listen to the podcast and hope to be on it again.

send help

No stats in a 5 goal game

A point OMG

And just like that Josh Stronk disappeared.

+2

Literally nothing in a 7 goal game

Ghosting

Omg I did something

Go for it.

2

Hi, my name is Josh Stronk and welcome to your tape, well at least that is what you are going to feel like after I smash you on the ice. Welcome to my show, the Stronk Show. I will just give you a update on everything going on, whether it be my life, hockey or anything going on in the VHL. I will try to do this weekly but you never know, it might speed up and slow down because you know, life. (and concussions). For this week I don't have much, weeeeeell actually, I signed with the Saskatoon Wild earlier this week, and then I scored a goal and assisted twice on my debut ON 9 MINUTES. Nothing to brag bout, just a normal game for Stronkowski. Do not actually call me that, I am joking. I don't have a nickname yet but Stronk is easy enough for people so I will probably get stuck with that. Cool intro to the show but for real I had a super impressive debut with 3 point (1G 2A) on 9 points. But as confident I am, I can almost guarantee I won't get many 3 point game this season, especially on 9 minutes a game, a point a game would be nice but even that is a stretch. If I am being humble all I really want is to have a positive +/- come the end of the season. That means whenever I am on the ice we are playing better than the other team. Don't mean to kinda make that soft but that is a solid goal. That is it for this episode see you all later!

Hey it was go to the draft or play for Notre Dame, I declared for Matt's sake.

That's punter to you

Lmao I ghosted put me back on 7 minutes

Dang nothing today

TPE isn't about how much. It's about where.