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Lance talks a lot but you turn him out since you really don't care what he says. Poliwrath leads things off with Hydro Pump. Garchomp counters with Dragon Rush. One is more effective than the other. Garchomp survives a 2nd Hydro Pump, Poliwrath does not survive a 2nd Dragon Rush. Gardevoir cleans up with Moonblast. Haxorus leads with a mighty Crunch. Gardevoir withstands it well and does major damage with Moonblast. Knowing it's not long for this match, Haxorus unleashes a mighty Hyper Beam! Gardevoir takes it on the chin and falls over...

Pokemon Level Honedge 26 Charmander 25 Suicune 30 Pokemon Level Litwick 25 Gastly 25 Honedge 30

You enter the Battle Tower and are surprised to see Sinnoh Elite 4 member Flint is your opponent. "Even us Elite 4 members need to keep our skills sharp!" Level 60 Battle Tower Charizard Rapidash Venusaur

"You wish to challenge me? Very well." Agatha leads with Chandelure, but Burglar's Poliwrath gets first strike with its Quick Claw. Hydro Pump comes out and puts the hurt on Chandelure. It returns fire with Shadow Ball, healing a bit with its Shell Bell, but a 2nd Hydro Pump overwhelms it. Agatha swaps to Aegislash. Or should I say Aegisblock? The Shield form has a ton of health, but it's reduced attack means Sacred Sword doesn't do much to Poliwrath. Hydro Pump comes out and does what would be good damage to most other pokemon, but Aegislash tanks it like a champ. They trade blows again before the 3rd Sacred Sword finally knocks out Poliwrath. Burglar goes to Flareon. And a single Fire Blast melts away the rest of Aegislash's health. Time for Agatha's secret weapon. Gengar comes out firing with Shadow Ball, dealing massive damage to Flareon. Flareon counters with Fire Blast, knocking Gengar under half health despite the Enigma Berry it's holding. Gengar sneaks around though and stabs Flareon with a Poison Jab and down it goes. Only one pokemon le- wait Flareon...

7.4 Go Fish

Erika laughs as you pull out Smoochum. She sends out Victreebel and a single Leaf Blade knocks it out. Ash is shocked, but ready. He responds with Lugia. Erika drops her jaw a bit as a mighty Aeroblast nearly one shots her Victreebel. It comes back with a Knock Off, but a 2nd Aeroblast destroys it. Erika, still surprised by the sight of Lugia, sends out Leafeon. It uses Leaf Blade, but it's not very effective. Aeroblast does major damage to Leafeon. Leafeon braces up and uses Double-Edge, knowing it wouldn't survive another Aeroblast. Lugia barely hangs on with 8 HP and is able to finish off Leafeon. Erika, now upset, sends out Exeggcutor, who uses Psychic to finish off Lugia. Ash sends out Arcanine and uses Flamethrower. Exeggcutor recovers a bit with Leftovers and fires off a nasty Psychic, but a 2nd Flamethrower takes it down! Ash wins! Lugia gains 7 levels. Arcanine gains 3 levels.

We don't talk about Bru- wait did I make this joke already?

You put out some Sweet Scents and lure a bunch of pokemon to your location! Pokemon Level Poliwag 26 Pidgey 28 Squirtle 28 Pokemon Level Bellsprout 28 Magikarp 27 Cutiefly 26 Pokemon Level Pidgey 26 Poliwag 29 Lugia 30

Poliwrath comes out swinging and socks Weavile in the face with a Dynamic Punch! Weavile survives thanks to its Enigma Berry, and it enacts its Revenge upon Poliwrath. It does quite a bit of damage, but falls to the next Dynamic Punch. Lorelei sends out Mamoswine next, and one Earthquake takes down Poliwrath. Burglar, visibly upset by these events, turns to Charizard. And by Charizard, I mean Flareon. Flareon unleashes a Fire Blast, which does great damage to Mamoswine, but less so thanks to an Enigma Berry. Mamoswine counters with an Earthquake, and Flareon hangs on thanks to having 5 more HP than the damage done. Another Fire Blast takes out Mamoswine. Lorelei comes in with her heavy hitter: Lapras. It leads with Hydro Pump, which destroys Flareon. Burglar down to his final pokemon now. Gardevoir comes in hot with a Moonblast, though the damage is dampened thanks yet another Enigma Berry. Hydro Pump knocks Gardevoir to the ground, but it's still standing. Another Moonblast comes out but Lapras tanks it like a champ. One last Hydro Pump and down goes Gardevo- wait FOCUS BAND Gardevoir...

After 3 Pokeballs, Eevee is captured. Growlithe breaks free from your last 2 Pokeballs. You try an Ultra Ball and it works! Charjabug knocks out Grubbin and gains 3 levels. It does a magical transformation!

You spend a year teaching a 3rd grade English class and earn $1,024. You then blow all your money on 6 great balls. You head to the lake searching for the fabled red Gyarados. You sorta find it, it just hasn't evolved yet. Pokemon Level Magikarp 29 Wooloo 26 Sneasel 30 Magikarp and Wooloo are caught on the first try! Sneasel takes two.

"A challenge?! But it's beach time! Fine let's make this quick!" Gardevoir leads off with a Moonblast against Giovanni's Persian. It Slashes back, then falls to a 2nd Moonblast, it's Focus Sash not showing much use. Pupitar comes in next with an Earthquake. It's Wise Glasses give it quite the punch, but Gardevoir hangs on long enough to get a Moonblast off. A 2nd Earthquake finishes the job. Poliwrath comes in and destroys Pupitar with a single Hydro Pump. Rhydon is next and unleashes its own Earthquake. Poliwrath weathers the hit and munches an Oran Berry. Hydro Pump comes out and does a number on Rhydon. Rhydon does another Earthquake, but Poliwrath hangs on. Rhydon heals a bit off of its Shell Bell, but it does nothing to mitigate the incoming Hydro Pump. Burglar wins! Gardevoir gains 3 levels. Poliwrath gains 8 levels.

Taking this set. Celebi starts against Pidgey. Use Future Sight, then Recover, then switch to Eevee for when Future Sight lands. Squirtle next, switch back to Celebi. Use Future Sight, then Psychic, then switch back to Eevee again for when Future Sight lands. Horsea last, leave Eevee in and have it Self-Destruct. Eevee should evolve into Espeon.

Buy Fishing Rod Buy Incense Buy Mini-TM to teach Eevee Self Destruct 7.3: Go fishing with incense!

You work the street corner. Selling NFL merchandise outside your local sports arena. You make $1,091.

You surf into the cave and find many groups of pokemon. Pokemon Level Exeggcute 26 Larvitar 30 Larvitar 30 Pokemon Level Larvitar 27 Ekans 27 Elekid 27 Pokemon Level Pichu 29 Exeggcute 27 Larvitar 30

Trade @ctots receives: Dubwool (lvl 24) @omgitshim receives: $1,000

You teach a Tango class and come away with $839.

You go looking for some Moon Stones but find pokemon instead. Pokemon Level Pumpkaboo 26 Ponyta 30 Pumpkaboo 30

7.1 Work 7.2 Work

It might have this time if Blaine's Focus Band had worked.

You spend hours upon hours at the hospital revitalizing many pokemon. You receive $3,647 for your efforts.

On one hand, Weezing felt a little bit sad from being sold by its first trainer. On the other hand, it is a bit relieved. Weezing was a good soul and didn't like the life of crime it was forced into before.

"You wish to challenge me? What a fool!" Koga leads with Weezing, which causes Lance (who was watching the match) to immediately leave. Jessie just laughs. Magnezone comes out of nowhere like a menace and smashes Weezing with a Zap Cannon. The Steel typing proves difficult for Weezing to deal with and is forced to use Assurance, its Wise Glasses not helping it too much. A couple rounds later Weezing eventually falls over. Koga responds with Venusaur. Venusaur begins to charge up a Solar Beam while wearing some Wise shades. Magnezone gets a Flash Cannon off before it can fire, but the Solar Beam knocks it out! Jessie cares not. A single Fire Blast takes care of Venusaur. Koga's gaze tightens. Suddenly you feel the shadows tighten around you. Gengar shoots a Shadow Ball into Charizard. Charizard feels his soul take the damage and counters with a mighty Blast Burn. Gengar survives and finishes off Charizard with another Shadow Ball. And then Weavile comes out of nowhere and destroys Gengar with a Dark Pulse. Jessie is victorious! Magnezone gains 4 levels. Charizard gains 4 levels. Weavile gains 4 levels.

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