1. I shit at faceoff. They try to put me in, I do everything to stay out. Everything.
2. What Jo say. Jonas always try show girls his pet rock collection. He think it sexy. It not.
3. Johannes is weird with socks. They still not figure out my habit. Keep them from fucking with me.
4. When we still in .. what you call here .. high school, I sleep with Johannes girlfriend. She thought it funny as hell. I don't think he find out. Until, uh, now. No more questions.