Possum Queen

Glad to see I dislike you as much as ever, Banack.

That'd honestly be a lot of fun.

Honestly, I was planning on doing it myself, but I'd welcome help.

Perhaps, but as I mentioned, I have blackjack and hookers. Checkmate, atheists.

The Autograph editions that were just posted look like dogshit. And even worse, they've cut out VHLM. So, I've decided to start my own magazine, with blackjack and hookers. As promised. PM me if you'd like to bring attention to an article you've posted, or if you'd like to discuss being a regular contributor. I'm off to start working on a format.

I'm gonna start my own VHLM mag, with blackjack and hookers

1. You always want to play right side. You always right wing. I've tried to play right and you get mad. You can't play left wing? I always want to know this. I not ambiwinger. I not wing left. 2. Someone keeps logging into my Netflix and watching Cake Wars. I watch American show Arrow at night. I get up next day, Cake Wars is most recent watched. You watch Cake Wars? Farðu í rassgat. Cake Wars is best show.

@Will I tried registering with Tyr and with Týr. Neither username works.

"The Lynx came up with a big win tonight, after a dismal start to the season. What do you think you did different tonight?" "Uh, well. We play more - uh - good in our side. Chase puck. Asipi help big." "You're the only Vilhjálmsson triplet to be left without a point this game. Is this normal, or do you usually all get involved in the play?" "Johannes has big night. We score together some. But I not score strong. I - uh - take body. Hit in boards. They do goal. I protect, get puck." "It seems like you all have your own distinct style of play, that feeds well off each other. Do you think you three could play separately if you get split up in the VHL?" "We play together all lives. Not change. We machine. Can work apart, better together. We stay together." "What do the Lynx need to do to turn this season around?" "Defense. Box play good. Power play no good. Need better. We - uh - we give many shot. Need let less. Johannes good faceoff, other - uh - not win much. Get puck more, take shot." "Thank you, Jakub, and congrats on your first win as a professional hockey player!" "More come soon."

Dunno who to bug, but Jonas Vilhjálmsson was put in with his starting build incorrect. He should have 50 scoring to start, not 40.

Yikes. At what point do you just take us out back and shoot us?

First win of a very rough season for the Lynx. Here's to hoping we can turn it around

Player Name: Jakub Vilhjalmsson VHL Team: N/A (Ottawa Lynx) Cash you have: $1,000,000 Purchase Name: The First Generation Cost of Purchase: $500,000 Cash Left: $500,000

4-2 Reign

65 Meute 66 Bears 67 Titans 69 Americans

33 Oslo Storm 34 Yukon Rush 36 Las Vegas Aces 37 Oslo Storm

4-1 Aces

3. Ottawa Lynx , Jonas Vilhjalmsson 1 (Jakub Vilhjalmsson 2, Johannes Vilhjalmsson 2) at 10:38

After much deliberation, Jakub has decided to sign with the Ottawa Lynx! @diamond_ace

Ahh, Chara. Voted most likely to be two guys sewn together.

We'd just double up on either Henrik or Daniel. Nobody would know.

@Shaka vetoed us using the Sedins because, and I quote, "Have a hard time picturing myself stare at sigs of those ugly gingers every time I logged on haha"

The Chara triplets tbh