Snussu

8 hours ago, Doomsday said:

 

1. Despite a valiant effort against the heavily favored Oslo Storm, the Stockholm Vikings' season ended with a 4-1 season loss. What are your thoughts on Stockholm's postseason performance?

 

2. How confident are you feeling about the Vikings' odds going into Season 94?

 

3. The Oslo Storm will be taking on the Vasteras Iron Eagles for the Renaissance Cup, who's winning the championship this season?

 

4. Have you been watching the NHL Playoffs so far? If so, what was the biggest moment in your opinion so far?

 

5. How did you fare in VHFL this season?

 

6. Are you planning on participating in the ProAm this off-season?

1. I think we showed Oslo what we could and thats what it got us, nothing to be ashamed, close games

2. I like our chances, might not be the best team in the league, but with good drafting we can look at 2-3 spot

3. I think Oslo has the better team overall and will take the cup in 6 games

4. I have not, if we arent counting some highlights and checking scores

5. I havent checked yet! Im gonna check after this

6. I dont know yet. I havent decided

On 4/25/2024 at 3:56 PM, Doomsday said:

 

1. The regular season has come to a close, with Stockholm finishing in fourth place and securing the final playoff spot. Did this meet or exceed your expectations?

 

2. The Vikings will take on the top seed in the VHLE, the Oslo Storm, in the first round of the playoffs. Does Stockholm have what it takes to pull off a massive upset?

 

3. Who would you say is the regular season MVP for Stockholm?

 

4. The Season 94 Draft Class looks to be very deep again this season, who do you see being a potential steal?

 

5. Lately the VHLE has been relatively top-heavy, do you see a string of strong draft classes courtesy of the VHL Recruiting Team restoring balance and competitiveness to the VHLE?

 

6. What's your favorite holiday meal?

1. I think we met them, i was predicting us being in 4th or 5th

2. I think we can put up a fight, need some luck, but dont ya always

3. Is it too cheesy to say myself? Fuck it, its me.

4. I cant name a single player, but i think in 2nd or even 3rd round there will be players who we will go back to look and wonder why they dropped

5. I do believe so, making E a competitive league where everyone has a chance is good for VHL as a whole

6. Christmas Foods and especially ham. 

45 minutes ago, Doomsday said:

 

1. The trade deadline has come and gone, and the team Stockholm has is the team they will push to the playoffs with. With the fourth seed still in play, do you see the Vikings securing that spot?

 

2. As of the current moment, this is the first draft in some time that Stockholm holds all of their selections. What kind of impact do you see this having for next season's team?

 

3. The Vikings recently announced that they will be looking to hire an AGM. Who do you think would be a great fit for the position?

 

4. What do you think could help generate for excitement for the VHL World Cup and other international games?

 

5. A gorilla is hell-bent on fighting you, but you can choose one animal as your champion to defend you. What would it be?

 

6. What is the most memorable point task you have made or seen?

1. I think it will be a close battle with Rome that could end ether way, but I'm going to give us the advantage!

2. I think it will have a positive impact! Rounding out the roster with fresh talent and going to have the old players at 400ish tpe is gonna be a huge help

3. I could see a lot of people being good for it, I would probably say someone whose not fresh in the league and maybe has had few players would be ideal!

4. For the World Cup, Its hard to think of one, i think the WJC has a good buzz already bc it has M players. WC is a tough one tho

5. hmm. If it can be extinct animal maybe a sabertooth tiger. if it needs to be one currently alive, a hippo

6. VHL Scrabble (i still need to do the E/M version)

On 4/10/2024 at 8:49 PM, Doomsday said:

 

1. It's been tough sledding for the Vikings lately, especially with scoring goals. What does Stockholm need to do to put more pucks in the net?

 

2. North America experienced their first total solar eclipse since 1978 on Monday, did you get to see it?

 

3. What's the most memorable NHL fight you've seen?

 

4. How is your player faring so far this season?

 

5. What is a food/drink that in your opinion receives too much hate?

 

6. Do you look forward to or enjoy the international games (World Cup, WJC) in the VHL?

1. I would say we just need to keep working and hope we can score more next season!

2. No, im not in NA

3. I dont think any has been that memorable, the one i can think of now is the team fight between New Jersey and New York

4. I think im doing solidly, always room to improve!

5. Ketchup and Spam

6. Yes if im gonna be playing for any team!

Good stuff!

On 4/2/2024 at 6:38 PM, Doomsday said:

 

 

1. Stockholm has returned to earth over the past week, how can the Vikings get back on track?

 

2. What are your opinions of the VHL's April Fools' Day joke?

 

3. What is your favorite April Fools' Day joke that you have pulled off, been victimized by, or experienced in some way?

 

4. Do you have your eclipse glasses yet?

 

5. What is a current trend that just doesn't make sense to you?

 

6. Do you believe the VHL needs to add more ways to earn TPE?

1. We just need to improve as a team! Even if we dont make it fsr this year in the playoffs, we can keep most of our players hopefully and be better!

2. I completely forgot it and missed it

3. I liked SHL, PBE and ISFL one where they swapped commissioners

4. I do not! I think i might just sleep haha

5. There are a quite a few, but i think one that has gotten more publicity then it should have is gang violence and sh*otings etc.

6. Hmm. I feel like this is a forever question. I think instead of more ways, they should imploment a counter to the portal that shows how much tpe you have earned this week and how much more you can earn

Lets go Finland!

2 hours ago, Doomsday said:

 

1. After the first twelve games of the season, the Stockholm Vikings are in first place with a 9-3-0 record! Do you think this is a sustainable pace for the team to maintain?

 

2. Who do you feel has been an unsung hero so far for Stockholm?

 

3. How is your VHL team doing so far?

 

4. What's a superstition that you believe or find memorable regarding the VHL?

 

5. What's your favorite sim league memory?

 

6. What video game/book/TV show are you spending a lot of time on lately?

1. I think we will slow down a bit, but being in the top 3 is a very much a possibility and a goal

2. Is it bad to say myself? Fuck it, doing it anyways. I feel like without me in the net we wouldent be the top team currently

3. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum. Doing

4. Hmmm, If im able to, i sleep with a T-shirt on

5. I think my VHL cup with Toronto

6. I was gonna say MLB The Show 24, but my HDMI cable broke so now im unable to play it so let's say TFT!

Disrespecting the Strongholm Vikings like that!

Hello VHL!

I'm going to be doing something I couldent find anyone else has done yet in VHL, but I have done myself in PBE and SHL.
And as you have read the title already you know how this goes. VHL Scrabble!

So I will be taking every teams players one by one to a scrabble score calculator and then after I'm done with the team I will calculate the total points, the average etc. So with out a further a do here we go!

 

Calgary Wrangles

Jonny Elgar: 21
Merome Dilson: 17
Joe Block: 23
Moritz Stauffer: 31
Phil Strasmore: 20
Thor Odinson: 15
Raimo Tuominen: 17
Catia Goncalves: 22
Adam Rage: 12
Kyle Toms: 17
Randy Bobandy: 24

The Total: 219
The Average: 19.909...
The Highest points: Moritz Stauffer
The Lowest points: Adam Rage

 

Chicago Phoenix

Amir Redzic: 24
Ryan Artyomov: 23
Reinhard von Kongming: 34
Karol Lamb: 17
Darko Alexander Malkovich: 50
Lionel Collberg: 19
Yaroslav Trunov: 23
Joshua Schwarzer: 42
Bryce Woodworth: 31
Dank Turtle: 15
Legacy Gaming: 22
Babay Shrimp: 25

The Total: 325
The Average: 27.83..
The Highest points: Darko Alexander Malkovich
The Lowest points: Dank Turtle

 

D.C Dragons

Henry Tucker Jr: 32
Mark Calaway: 25
Eurydyka Sklodowska Dudzinska: 65
Ben Laas: 9
Theo Allard: 14
Lucas Grey: 15
Keita Kourou: 19
Keegan Gamble: 22
Vincent Laroche-Gagnier: 33
The Frenchman: 25

The Total: 259
The Average: 25.9
The Highest points: Eurydyka Sklodowska Dudzinska
The Lowest points: Ben Laas

 

HC Davos Dynamo

Karl Pedersen: 19
Womp Womp Womp Womp Womp Jr: 64
David Jokinen: 28
LeBen Aky: 17
James MacAvoy: 31
Carson Walker Jr: 30

The Total: 189
The Average: 31.5

The Highest points: Womp Womp Womp Womp Womp Jr

The Lowest points: LeBen Aky

 

Helsinki Titans

Fuukka Rask: 25
YaBoi Oven: 17
Tommy Sleeves: 22
Kronchy Kardashian: 37
Michael Shotter: 24
Owen Lazaro: 22
Daryl Dixon: 22
Adi Dassler: 12
Jarkko Laakkonen: 38
Ellis Woolfenden: 22
Isaac mclflopper: 28

The Total: 247
The Average: 22.454...
The Highest points: Jarkko Laakkonen
The Lowest points: Adi Dassler

 

London United

Geoff Bezos: 28
Jesse Teno: 16
Nick Sansoe: 16
Jack Jeckler: 37
Lloyd Braun: 16
Isamu Knievel: 21
Wann Kerr: 15
Sjin: 11
Halvar Torbjorn: 29
Brad Marchand: 23 
Ben Dover: 14
John Richards: 28
Leonard Triller: 15

The Total: 269
The Average: 20.69...
The Highest points: Jack Jeckler
The Lowest points: Sjin

 

Los Angeles Stars

Matthew McCagg: 29
The Mediocre One: 22
Astro Singh: 14
Mclean Hoover II: 24
Alexander Stroheim: 30
Jim Benning Jr: 31
Timothy Swearingen: 29

The Total: 179
The Average: 25.57...
The Highest points: Jim Benning Jr
The Lowest points: Astro Singh

 

Malmo Nighthawks

Karl Herzlich: 33
Ash Sparks: 18
Jacob Stone: 21
Eric Queefson: 26
Reese McFleury: 23
Conference Prince-de-Galles: 37
Yaroslav Bogatyrev: 32
Savaisk Tzesar: 29
Ronald Johnson MacWallace III: 46
Phillip Rave: 21
Gregger McKeggegger: 33
Viktor Jensen: 26

The Total: 345
The Average: 28.75
The Highest points: Ronald Johnson MacWallace III
The Lowest points: Ash Sparks

 

Moscow Menace

Olober Syko: 19
Joseph Reed: 23
Obuz Schneider Canet du Bocage: 51
Nils Andersson: 14
Leif Reingaard: 18
Celise Pereira: 17
Jeff Lewis: 25
Grimgor Ironhide: 23
George Richmond: 24
David Rashford: 25
Axle Gunner: 18
Jarmo Ruutu: 19

The Total: 276
The Average: 23
The Highest points: Obuz Schneider Canet du Bocage
The Lowest points: Nils Andersson

 

New York Americans

WWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWW: 96
Rin Kagamine: 18
Jebediah Big Ol Doinks in Amish: 52
Callum Gary Yannick Janser: 47
Tord Yvel: 15
FISTED ANALLY BY A CIRCUS MONKEY Analfist: 23
Jasper Davis: 24
Alfred Champagne: 29
Keon Jeannot: 22
Vinny Lecavalier: 26
Francesco Mancini: 27

The Total: 379
The Average: 34.45...
The Highest points: WWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWW
The Lowest points: Tord Yvel

 

Prague Phantoms

Matt Murdock: 22
Skor McFleury: 26
Pope Francis: 20
Admir Bala: 14
Spanish Moon Moth: 27
Rip Wheeler: 18
John Jameson: 30
Nikolas Kauppi: 25
Chris Sanzone: 26

The Total: 208
The Average: 23.11...
The Highest points: John Jameson
The Lowest points: Admir Bala

 

Riga Reign

Red Panda: 12
Reginald the Dodo: 22
Mina: 6
Braeden Panarella: 21
Fradin McGryer: 25
Martin Kemp: 20
Kimi Raikkonen: 27
Eno Velvson: 16
Otis Boudreaux Jr: 32
Eric White Jr: 26
Shubham Anand: 23

The Total: 230
The Average: 20.90...
The Highest Points: Otis Boudreaux Jr
The Lowest Points: Mina

 

Seattle Bears

Justin Lion: 17
Giorgiy Costanzov: 35
Simons Worst Nightmare: 31
Sigma Freud: 17
Justin Williams: 26
Big B: 9
Toby Kadachi: 26
Sadie St-Louis: 13
Oreo McFleury: 22
Gustav Mattias: 19
Henry Eagles: 18
Severus Targaryen: 23
Tullemore Dew: 18

The Total: 274
The Average: 21.07...
The Highest points: Giorgiy Costanzov
The Lowest points: Big B

 

Toronto Legion

Toddly Bobbly: 26
Joel Castle: 19
Walter Fitzroy Jr: 40
Mason Rice: 13
Bobby Bob: 21
Steve Lattimer: 18
Mac Atlas: 12
Jimi Jaks: 28
Harry Callahan: 24
Diego Machado: 22
Kobe Johnson: 27

The Total: 250
The Average: 22.72..
The Highest points: Walter Fitzroy Jr
The Lowest points: Mac Atlas

 

Vancouver Wolves

Dalkr Vidarsson: 23
Vlad Von Carstein: 24
Guntis Gavilrovs: 23
DB IV: 10
Liv Slater: 12
Jens Lekman: 23
Riley Martin: 16
Mikko Borisyuk: 32
Logan Ninefingers: 21
Larry Abass Jr. 24
Left Alone: 12
Sunglasses Joyo: 25

The Total: 245
The Average: 20.41...
The Highest points: Mikko Borisyuk
The Lowest points: DB IV

 

Warsaw Predators

Pipo Popa: 16
Lachlan Summers: 23
Hannibal Barca: 22
Rex Wolffe Gregor: 33
Tim Riggins: 14
Tater Tottingham: 21
Zyn Westwood: 30
Behrens Minion: 20
Montgomery Burns: 25
King Kisslinger: 24
Thor Reingaard: 18
Maxim Anisimov: 29

The Total: 275
The Average: 22.91...
The Highest points: Rex Wolffe Gregor
The Lowest points: Tim Riggins

 

That concludes the calculating!
Now we can get on with the speculation and talking about the stats!

So to recap
The Highest total points goes to New York Americans with 379, The Single highest point goes to WWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWW with 96! (Absurd), and the least points goes to Mina with 6!

The highest average also goes to New York unsurprisingly! Now if we look at some other teams with high averages we can see that Davos with 31.5 is up there in second place! Although they only have 189 total points (the second least) their roster size makes up for that puts them firmly in 2nd place with average. 

So what does this all mean, I can hear you ask. Well nothing to be honest, this is just something I thought would be funny to do and did it. I will be doing one for E and M combined later since this is already 1000 words long!

See you then!

 

 

Total word count 1084

Claiming for week ending 24/3 and 31/3

Loved the cover of JST! I appriciate naming me the Tournaments best goalie! Finally something Løvstrøm couldent do.

4 hours ago, Doomsday said:

 

1. We're back, baby! With indexes being posted today and Season 93 set to begin on Wednesday, what are your individual goals for the upcoming season?

 

2. Who is someone on the Vikings that you are really looking forward to playing with?

 

3. What is your most memorable VHL/VHLE/VHLM experience so far?

 

4. What is your favorite word in the English language?

 

5. What's the most bizarre thing you've ever eaten?

 

6. Who is the most admirable person you've ever met?

1. I think to play a decent rookie season! It will be hard as a goalie, but i just need to believe in the team in front of me and great things happen!

2. I think Trimiskez Artav! They had a good VHLM career and the same draft class as myself so i hope we can find some good chemistry!

3. Winning a cup with Toronto with my last player to end the career. I feel like that must be it

4. Uuuh a tough one. I like erode, no specific reason haha

5. hmm, I havent really eaten anything too bizarre. I guess a weird combo is Ice cream and hot sauce?

6. I would have to say a friend i made last year from school. Shes an amazing person and someone i look up to

Woooo lets goo!

I feel like should go higher

21 hours ago, JCarson said:

Hello Team, as this is my first Press conference as your GM, we are going to keep things fairly basic:

 

1) What has been your experience with the Kings so far?

2) What did you like most about the Locker Room?

3) What did you like the least about the Locker Room?

4) What is your goal for activity in the VHL over the next season?

5) Is there anything I can do to assist you in reaching your activity goal?

6) Are you focused on making your player competitive in the VHL or are you here for fun, describe the experience you are looking for?

1. My season with the Kings was awesome! We tried our best, but unfortunately we dident get far in playoffs

2. I think the fact that everyone is so nice!

3. It does lack a little bit of activity but nothing that cant be changed!

4. I think i will try and be as active as i was last season! Maybe do little bit more graphics

5. I doubt since i will be moving to VHLE!

6. Both! I try to be competitive, but the fun is why im here

It was a honor playing along side everyone and getting the cup win in the end!

@hylands It was great being GMed by you for your final season, unfortuntaely we dident making far into playoffs but you are still the GOAT. VIVA LA MEXICO

 

@ShawnGlade Good luck Shawn on your future endevours!

This was good read, but i think your prediction is incorrect, respectfully

5 hours ago, Pifferfish said:

Also thank you for using the ø, you are a beast for that

Ofc! Godda keep it real

 MEXICO CITY KINGS PRESS CONFERENCE 

 

Its a me, bc i like helping busy GMs!

 

1. Series is now 3-2 for Miami, Do you think we will come back to even it out and win in 7?

2. What are your thoughts on the teams performance so far in the 1st round?

3. If we do make it out of the 1st round, How close of a 2nd round do you anticipate?

4. If we drop in 1st round, What is your player going to do with the offseason before VHLE and VHL drafts?

5. What would be your perfect pizza?

6. Were these questions any good?

46 minutes ago, Pifferfish said:

@Snussuthe way I'm playing right now the puck I'm trying to catch is definitely in the net

Xd

1 hour ago, Nathan_8 said:

dw u wnt in the second round of the jst to the best GM ever

Damn, just missing out!

Made this

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