Gustav

6 goals! Nice goaltending play from our team, too. Happy to be a part of this team; let's make some history.

G-Finn Davison @nethi99

F-Elias Dahlberg @FBR

Nice wins today. I think Malmo could definitely beat people's expectations this season.

Malmo 3-2

-New York -Malmo -Helsinki -Vancouver. I'm thinking exactly what Bush is thinking, though I feel like these are all clear favorites.

Hi @Viknegar! I'm GustavMattias, and I believe @Radcow said it all--we're looking for active defensemen and we'd love to have you! If you're interested in joining our team, you can quote and accept either one of our posts. We'd love to have you on board!

Having one defenseman on your team will tend to make you think of it as a problem, so I'm certainly with you on that one. The only thing I'm concerned with is that there isn't as much of a demand for defensemen in the VHL. Most teams are fine with 3 solid defensemen and usually won't take on more than 4. Right now, we're actually balanced enough for most VHL teams, despite the VHLM being a mess. If we could get some more defensemen, that would certainly be nice, though. Maybe I wouldn't have to play my inactive forwards as defensemen simply because I don't have anyone else. Maybe there's some way to incentivize having more of a 3-line system in the VHL?

What's this? @BOOM and @gorlab both giving me sigs on the same day, both entirely unsolicited? I think you have to fight.

Congrats on winning @Esso2264

First-ever Mississauga win!

Oh well, we tried. Nice game Cody Smith!

Hi there @Leon_Corral. I'm GustavMattias, GM of the Mississauga Hounds, and I see you've been recruited by one of my players. You're free to sign with whoever you'd like, of course, but if you're interested in being his teammate, just quote this offer and say "accepted" and I'll make you an offer on the portal. We can offer you a spot on our third line, with definite potential to move up the chart if you're active. If this sounds good, just quote this offer and say "accepted." Good luck, and don't be afraid to ask questions! -Gustav

F-Matt Thompson @nethi99

1. Recently, you were taken #11 overall in the VHL Entry Draft by Moscow. Tell us why you should have been at least #10. 2. The Menace have been projected to be, well, not that good, and so far their games have reflected that. Do you think the team is right for you? 3. What are your thoughts on the rivalry that seems to be brewing with Malmo? 4. Jerry Garcia recently scored his first career VHL goal against you, and some in Houston have speculated that it's because he knows your tendencies, having played with you for a year. What do you know about him that might help you shut him down in the future? 5. Have you met Putin yet? If so, what was he like? 6. You've applied for a few league jobs in the past season, but haven't been hired yet. Tell us why you should be hired the next time you throw out an application. @FacebookFighter

Hi there @JimBenningsHairDye (and, as Beaviss said, great name!) I'm GustavMattias, GM of the Mississauga Hounds, one of the VHLM's new expansion teams, and I'm writing here because we'd love to have you along for the ride this season. We came out with a strong draft class with lots of potential, and we're feeling good about our chances at success! We're looking for an active player who appreciates a helpful team community, and you just might do the job. If you choose to sign with us, I can promise you immediate time on our third line, with definite potential to move up the chart if you're active enough. If you're interested, just quote this offer and say "accepted," and I'll send you an offer on the portal. No matter who you sign with, good luck this season, and as always, feel free to ask if you have any questions. -Gustav

No further comment. All has been said.

Sorry I sent you the client file at first Devise. Lol

Lines are in! Let's get this party started.

I still say Night King is me. Only Third Person Gustav died.

1. How many teams were you actually considering signing with--how many really had a chance? Which ones? 2. Take any one of the teams you killed, and state the reason why. 3. If you weren't going to Seattle next season, where would you have liked to end up? Where wouldn't you? 4. Which locker room is better: Philly or Mississauga? 5. What's your second choice for a GoT-related player name? 6. Assuming "Night King" doesn't win, what would have happened if it had?

I plead not guilty on the basis of insanity.