Gustav

Close but no cigar. Looks like Pepper decided to be good again. #fixthelottery

First question, since I suffer from an apparent inability to understand anything at all about this new system, despite really liking it. Do we have to claim contract money every season, or will it automatically update?

I feel like most of these comments were like this in the first place. Not saying some weren't, but in general it's like this, from what I've seen (and done).

Hi there @hartfordhitmen! I saw you've recently visited the site, though you haven't signed with a team yet. I'm here to tell you that the Mississauga Hounds are looking for some solid forward depth as we head towards the playoffs. We have a good group of people on the team, and we're looking for members who plan on being active consistently. If this sounds like you, feel free to quote my offer and say "accepted." You'd be on our third line at the moment, but there is potential to move up if you become active enough. Feel free to contact me with any questions you have, whether or not you sign with us. -Gustav

Tell me what you think, whether yes or no, below.

Well, I suppose this one could be made 5-3. Make things a bit different, you know. #fixthelottery

5-4 again? I swear Devise is looking at the same sim result and posting it every time we play Halifax. #fixthelottery

I know what you're thinking.

I found the answers but I almost submitted the wrong ones. If you're in the right place, be warned--the wording is tricky somewhere. And that's all I'll say.

I like how Hulk's comment was officially counted as a review.

Did somebody say... EXPANSION TEAMS

Hear that? ...it's the sound of people complaining about Malmo today. #fixthelottery

I blame Nano. There can be no other explanation for Moscow doing anything at all. #fixthelottery

Oh look it's @Nykonax

Never noticed that! I'll change it. Thank you.

Good to see Mississauga and San Diego are in agreement here.

MEXICO CITY--"¡Dios mío! ¡Está bailando el baile del diablo!" began the audio of a shaky, vertically-filmed cell phone video taken inside Mexico City's arena last week and recently brought to view of the world by means of the Internet. For most, the intermission period is a time to get up, take a walk, buy a drink, spend 10 minutes waiting in line at the restroom while the drunk guy behind you talks about his appendix-removal-gone-wrong, and do just about anything but get excited about the game. That's what the actual game is for. To most people, of course. Not to the Kings' GM, Nyko Nax (@Nykonax), who took the opportunity of a break in the action to appeal to Generation Z in the most egregious manner possible. Midway through the intermission, The Backpack Kid's "Flossin'" began to play on the arena's sound system, and Nax took the opportunity to not only begin flossing viciously, but, after about ten seconds of that, break into numerous other dances from the infamous video game Fortnite, which has, behind an overwhelmingly 14-years-old-and-younger fanbase, forcibly invaded Western culture in just about every way imaginable, from Avengers: Endgame to YouTube Rewind 2018. Nax was caught on the Jumbotron, and since the video's release, has become known as "that Fortnite guy" throughout the world of professional hockey, and even throughout the world in general, as the video made its way into the trending front-page sections of sites such as YouTube and Reddit. When contacted for further information, Nax and other members of Mexico City management declined to comment.

1. How did you come up with the name "Basaraba Moose"? I have to say, I really like it. 2. You've been putting up both the offensive and defensive numbers so far this season. Which are you more surprised to see? 3. What do you think has contributed most to Malmo's success so far? 4. What do you have to say to anyone who thinks Malmo doesn't deserve to be doing well? 5. Which team do you think will be Malmo's greatest threat? 6. What's your best VHL story? @Toasty

I'm starting to like Moose more every day. Consistently putting up better offensive and defensive stats than Jerry. #fixthelottery

Garcia goes a game without taking a penalty. Interesting. #fixthelottery

Might have retired to create a goalie then. That's likely what happened.

Interesting. He had potential, too--wrote his bio and everything. Thought he might be the first YouTube recruit to actually stick around.

For the week ending 5/26: 1. Has anyone from another team made a positive impression on you so far? If so, who, and why? 2. Who on our team do you think has the biggest potential to be a steal in next season's VHL Entry Draft? 3. Hulk Hogan, a defensive defenseman, currently leads the VHLM in points. Are you surprised? 4. Not only that, four Hounds players are represented in the VHLM's top 10 on the points leaderboard. If you're one of them (Hogan, Smith, MacElroy, Gles), what do you think contributed to this? If you're not, do you think you played a major role in their success? 5. Are you happy with how you've done as a player so far? 6. Is there a team, outside of Philadelphia, Ottawa, and Saskatoon, that you think we have to watch out for in particular? If so, who, and why? @Rayzor_7 @HulkHogan @cody73 @No_Dangles @GlowyGoat @DoktorFunk @mmarcoux98 @SweetMike666 @maximlab @Cran @Viknegar @NavyCanuck @raghas @HanManHimself @berocka