Hogan

How did I do

thank you katie!

1. Did you expect the team to make a trade? 2. How do you think the acquisition of Sarkanis will affect the team? 3. How did your player welcome Sarkanis to the team? 4. Should the Ottawa Lynx get a mascot? What would we name it? 5. Whats a rule you wish you could add to the VHL? 6. How excited are you for us to get to playoffs in a few weeks?

1. How did your player celebrate Halloween? 2. Whats the best candy? 3. Grape offered you trick or treat and you chose trick. What did he do to/give you? 4. What was the cause of the Lynx's cold streak? 5. Are we back? Or are we going to struggle again? 6. Who are you voting for in the upcoming election? (Baozi vs Fresco 2)

@Berocka

mubbles going to come out of inactivity in 5 months to check this claim out. also like my post if you read it

Yea you heard that right. I litteraly scored 7 points in 1 game and the VHL media hasn't covered it one bit. Why you may ask? Because the DEEP STATE vhl leaders (fresco) are TWO THINGS. 1. Completely against me and the Phantom of the VHL agenda and 2. they are inactive so they don't know it happened yet. But I promise you that when they find out about my incredible performance in 2-3 months, it will NOT be mentioned. They will be finding out the same time I'm winning the Koivu (which they will also never mention). Whens the last time somebody in the VHL put up a 7 point game? Never. Dont fact check that I thought we said no fact checking. When it comes down to it. The Phantom and the Seattle Bears are so back and we just acquired even more depth with a fourth defensemen, teams be on notice. I am going to MESS YOU UP!

1. Will Trunov become a VHLM legend and put up some of the best goalie stats ever? 2. Will the Lynx put up 120+ points. A rare feat in the VHLM. 3. Will Harrington and Petan Jr both stay at the top of their positions this season? 4. How do you personally feel about your players performance? 5. What is the next step in improving your player? 6. What do you consider a succes this season, personal or for the team.

felicia hardy the phantom of the vhl

Breaking news: LA stars have traded captain Phantom of the VHL???? To the Seattle Bears. More breaking news! This guy is playing the best hockey of his year on his contract year and is currently on the 1st line of the Seattle Bears. The Seattle bears are the BEST team in the league and that is not up for discussion. With a 5-2-1 record this team is ON FIRE and will win the contiental cup from now until season 103. In other news, the La Stars suck Half of the team litteraly died and now the heart and soul of the team is gone but hopefully they're good before season 100! The Phantom of the VHL is going to score 100 goals tonight mark my word. Go bears. Also all my teammates are going to assist on every goal so prepare for the point leaderboards to be dominated by SEATTLE.

1. How in the world did we lose to Houston? Did they have a trick up their sleeve? 2. Howmany more losses do you'll think we'll have this season? 3. Did you see the newly announced captains? Did anyone surprise you? 4. Who do you think will be the Lynx MVP this season? 5. How much better is the VHLM without the E, do you prefer these new much more active locker rooms? 6. Does your player use any special equipment?

name a single thing fresco has done other than banning members without explaining why

bro @ me when you skip me??? @leandrofg @der meister

Never, I'm right handed no need for the left

Liv slater @rory

1. This team has SUCKED for like 20 seasons and I am slowly pulling it out of the ground. 2. Pombo DEMANDS a trade because they want top line minutes? I dont know why. Anyways have fun in the stinky ass team you joined. 3. Next we trade for Gustav Mattias and he leaves a week later? What the SIGMA! 4. Our top prospect Sam-SAYZISMELL retired out of a heartbreak due to the loss of the VHLE. When are the LA Stars going to catch a break and when am I going to play some playoff hockey (and win the Koivu or whatever) Whats next for this team? The rink gets hit with an atomic nuke and we lose another player? Maybe we should start cloning the Phantom Of The VHL and have him run all three lines? I tihnk maybe that would be a winning idea and would bring us to 5 Continental cups in a row. FUCK I NEED TO WIN. I AM NOT USE TO LOSING. Good thing im the GOAT though.

1. What is your player doing for Canadian Thanksgiving? 2. If ham and turkey were DELETED for history what would people eat for the holidays? 3. If you could choose your nose to generate something other than boogers what would you choose? 4. Should the VHL abolish the offseason? This is boring. 5. Does anyone have any questions for your AGM? 6. What is something you wish you knew when you first joined the VHL?

BREAKING NEWS: LA Stars have traded my winger pombo :(. We got back Moscows season 97 1st overall pick. What about players though? The Stars need players! We need youth! In other news though I am hearing that the Stars are in talks with every single team in the league (and VHLE) about picking up some new players for the upcoming season. Every player is chomping at the bit for a chance to play on the first line with The Phantom of the VHL and also the third and fourth line with him. This will be the Phantom's year especially with brand new players to be by his side! Pombo is going to struggle in Moscow, death to them. Moscow how do you with the presidents cup and then not win the regular cup? Choke!!! Cant wait until I make the playoffs in three or four seasons and show you how a real team does it.

1. Should I start using AI to come up with press conferences? 2. Would you ever demand a trade? What would cause you to do so? 3. Should the VHL abolish all European teams in general? Goodbye hellstinki! 4. How do you think @sadie is going to do GM'ing their new team? 5. How often do you use the discord? Should the league go back to more communication on the forums? 6. Whats your playing going to do after retirement?