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1. This team has SUCKED for like 20 seasons and I am slowly pulling it out of the ground. 2. Pombo DEMANDS a trade because they want top line minutes? I dont know why. Anyways have fun in the stinky ass team you joined. 3. Next we trade for Gustav Mattias and he leaves a week later? What the SIGMA! 4. Our top prospect Sam-SAYZISMELL retired out of a heartbreak due to the loss of the VHLE. When are the LA Stars going to catch a break and when am I going to play some playoff hockey (and win the Koivu or whatever) Whats next for this team? The rink gets hit with an atomic nuke and we lose another player? Maybe we should start cloning the Phantom Of The VHL and have him run all three lines? I tihnk maybe that would be a winning idea and would bring us to 5 Continental cups in a row. FUCK I NEED TO WIN. I AM NOT USE TO LOSING. Good thing im the GOAT though.

1. What is your player doing for Canadian Thanksgiving? 2. If ham and turkey were DELETED for history what would people eat for the holidays? 3. If you could choose your nose to generate something other than boogers what would you choose? 4. Should the VHL abolish the offseason? This is boring. 5. Does anyone have any questions for your AGM? 6. What is something you wish you knew when you first joined the VHL?

BREAKING NEWS: LA Stars have traded my winger pombo :(. We got back Moscows season 97 1st overall pick. What about players though? The Stars need players! We need youth! In other news though I am hearing that the Stars are in talks with every single team in the league (and VHLE) about picking up some new players for the upcoming season. Every player is chomping at the bit for a chance to play on the first line with The Phantom of the VHL and also the third and fourth line with him. This will be the Phantom's year especially with brand new players to be by his side! Pombo is going to struggle in Moscow, death to them. Moscow how do you with the presidents cup and then not win the regular cup? Choke!!! Cant wait until I make the playoffs in three or four seasons and show you how a real team does it.

1. Should I start using AI to come up with press conferences? 2. Would you ever demand a trade? What would cause you to do so? 3. Should the VHL abolish all European teams in general? Goodbye hellstinki! 4. How do you think @sadie is going to do GM'ing their new team? 5. How often do you use the discord? Should the league go back to more communication on the forums? 6. Whats your playing going to do after retirement?

All caps when you spell the mans name

1. Howmuch better are the Ottawa Lynx going to be after the VHLE re-entry draft? 2. What sport do you think should have it owns sim league? 3. Do you think the VHLM will need to expand soon? 4. How do you feel about the VHLM TPE limit being increased to 400? 5. Howmany seasons do you think you'll stay in the VHLM now? 6. If your player had an edit made of them, what song would play in the background?

APPLYING only if i can also be official agm of ottawa,

I need some opinions on what free agency is like. I've been in this league for like 30 seasons and have never experienced free agency. Not saying I want to leave LA or anything because that team is rocking but what is FA like. Are teams in my dms begging or is that considered tampering. I want people offering to send me 30$ through paypal in free agency. Teams should be desperate for the phantom of the vhl I am a stud! Next season I promise I will hit 90 in my contract year then I will DEMAND a 8x14 from LA and then hear offers. Maybe a team like Prague will offer to retire my number immediately, they should. Anyone watching the NHL preseason right now? I'm not joking the sabres have scored 4 goals during the time I've been writing this. Is this my future as a penguins fan? Anyways the LA stars are going to start scoring 4 goals in 4 minutes every single night and I will score every single one of them with 2 assists as well.

1. Are you watching the NHL preseason? First games on tonight! 2. Have you been reading up on whats going on with the VHLE players? 3. How do you think Ottawa will do next season with so many returning players across the league. 4. Should the VHL leagues get a preseason? Howmany days/games do you think it should last? 5. What do you think the best colors for a jersey are? 6. Do you think the VHL could ever try different line combinations such as 2 forwards, 3 defense?

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Just got news that the VHLE is cancelled? What happens to my former team the Bratislava Watchmen? I was litteraly drafted there 1st overall 2 drafts ago and now the league doesnt exists??? What about the Istanbul Red Wolves the Yukon Rush two lovely teams that I have had the blessing of playing for. Did something happen in Europe? Maybe this whole thing is for player safety. Is it a time zone problem were the players too sleepy? Did Fresco and his inactvity ruin the VHLE and if I keep mentioning that Fresco is inactive will he BAN me for harrasment like last time even though all im stating is TRUTH? Anyways byebye VHLE see you next pandemic (monkeypox). I cant wait to not have to worry about skipping you anymore. Does anyone know if a career is still 9 seasons or has Fresco fixed VHL inflation? Please dont google VHL inflation.

1. Are we going to STOMP!!! the Las Vegas Aces. We are curently 1-1! 2. What are your thoughts on the recent removal of the VHLE? 3. Are any old friends going to come back to the Lynx due to the removal? 4. How do you think this big change will effect activity and teams in the VHL? 5. What are your plans now? Were you planning on heading to the VHLE? Sticking with the Lynx, something else? 6. Whats your plans for the offseason? After we win the cup of course.

1. Will the Ottawa Lynx make the playoffs this season? What spot will we finish in? 2. Who do you think we will beat to end our current 9 game losing streak? 3. Who do you want to play in the first round? 4. Will Von Doom ever get his first VHLM win? 5. Do you think he'll finish the season with 1 shutout? 6. Do you think Petan Jr can hit the 40/40 club, he needs 9 goals and 5 assists in 10 games.

Seriously who the hell is this guy. I refuse to @ him because I don't need him to know I am talking about him. Recently he posted a thing saying the VHL should allow AI in its league. This guy might be AI himself. Just look through his post history, no acitivity in nearly a year before bluring out AI NONESENSE! This is achilles or something and I am amazed the mod team as not noticed except I am not amazed because Fresco is inactive and checks the forums once a month. Speaking of AI and the mods, can we quit pretending like Fresco is the head mod when it is obviously vhl_admin on discord. I bet that guys freaky. Back to the topic at hand, Zach efron has over 70 posts spanning nearly 5 years of random sentences and needs to be a case study for the next big gustav 30 for 30.

Why did I go from constantly claiming 12 TPE a week to being inactive and sometimes forgetting to even claim welfare??? To be truthful, I don't have wifi right now and I've been working a lot. But to be lieful, I've been honing my craft to DOMINIATE THE VHL along with the rest of my LA Stars rookie class!! pombo, erik thorvaldson, roger eagles and also wally lose! I am the captain of the LA Stars and I will bring the team to greatness please just ignore that I've claimed 4.3 tpe a week for over a month. I am BACK and the vhl is trembling. Is this 150 words yet? Can you tell I'm happy to be back? I'm not point per game right now and I NEED to get back to that level so the LA stars, led by me in season 100 can win the Contiental cup and I can become MR. ONE HUNDRED by scoring one hundred points in the playoffs, but not win the playoff mvp because that is reserved for goalies. Anyways Hogan is so back. Can I change my name again or am I permantnly associated with hulk hogan?

1. We recently traded our goalie, how did the team react? 2. Do you think Ottawa will make any big signings with the new season rolling over? 3. What song does your player celebrate to with every goal? 4. Do yo have any pets? If so, what do you have? 5. Whats your players favourite movie, why do they like it so much? 6. Whats your message to Teniq, our goalie of the past 2 seasons?

ANSWER 3 QUESTIONS FOR 1 TPE, 6 QUESTIONS FOR 2 1. Did you guys even know I'm your AGM? I apologize for being so crazy inactive. 2. Do you think we can turn the jets on? Only three points seperate us from 5th place in the league. 3. Who do you think will finish with the most points for the Lynx? Harris and Petan Jr are currently tied with 20 a piece. 4. Whats the next step for you in the league after this season? 5. What has been your favourite VHL memory? 6. Should the VHL bring back the VHL app?