DoktorFunk

The biggest strength of this league has been it's ability to recognize mistakes and change for the better. I'm glad to see that this has been a welcome place and that you can be yourself here. We may not be perfect, but we always try to do the right thing and try to treat members like family. I hope you stay around for a long time to come!

Great article. I've been super lucky to be on this team. Your kind words flatter us and I hope we still have a lot more to prove here! DA BEARS

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Hey there, @ebay12!My name is DoktorFunk and I am the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! I'd like to place a bid on you! Welcome to the league! It's a bit different from a real hockey league, but it's a lot of fun! We need star players to make a name for themselves in Ottawa, and there is no better time for you to join us. You're a center, just like my first player! We can immediately find you a place on one of our top forward lines! If you’re looking to prove yourself and really put in the work for a chance at glory, this is the team for you! We're making a run for the Cup this year. In return, we can promise you a locker room experience and training tips that are second to none! We have some of the brightest and most talented people in the Victory Hockey League available to you whenever you want. We could use a star player like you in Ottawa! If you sign with us and let us help you develop, we have an even better chance. I’m not going to sugarcoat it: if you’re willing to put in a little time, I promise we can have an amazing amount of fun and success together! If you’re interested, please quote this post and say “accept!” I'll then send over your contract to sign! Whether you decide to sign with us or not, I hope you have the very best of luck in your career, and I look forward to speaking with you very soon! DoktorFunk General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx Edited yesterday at 06:36 AM by DoktorFunk

https://anchor.fm/doktor-funk/episodes/Dok-and-Spyros-League-News-Episode-11-Raw-and-Relatively-Uncut-eetqln I do apologize at the quality of this episode. We had Rayzor on and it was a blast, but I had a bear of a time editing this one, and decided that since we had so much fun even when we weren't "recording", I would release it almost untouched. Here is 1 hour 45 minutes of uninterrupted hockey talk. Enjoy! Incriminated parties: @Rayzor_7 @DarkSpyro

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Hey there, @Funsley! My name is DoktorFunk and I am the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! Welcome to the league! It's a bit different from a real hockey league, but it's a lot of fun! We need star players to make a name for themselves in Ottawa, and there is no better time for you to join us. We can immediately find you a place on one of our top forward lines! If you’re looking to prove yourself and really put in the work for a chance at glory, this is the team for you! We're making a run for the Cup this year. In return, we can promise you a locker room experience and training tips that are second to none! We have some of the brightest and most talented people in the Victory Hockey League available to you whenever you want. We could use a star player like you in Ottawa! If you sign with us and let us help you develop, we have an even better chance. Perks of signing with us: 1. You will be one of our main defensemen 2. You'll be a member of one of the best locker rooms in the league. 3. You'll receive second-to-none training and guidance. 4. You'll have a shot at winning the Founder's Cup with us this year! I’m not going to sugarcoat it: if you’re willing to put in a little time, I promise we can have an amazing amount of fun and success together! If you’re interested, please quote this post and say “accept!” I'll then send over your contract to sign! Whether you decide to sign with us or not, I hope you have the very best of luck in your career, and I look forward to speaking with you very soon! DoktorFunk General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx Edited yesterday at 06:36 AM by DoktorFunk

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I'll apply

I'm a town protective. VOTE DEVISE

Hey there, @TinoManny! My name is DoktorFunk and I am the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! Welcome to the league! It's a bit different from a real hockey league, but it's a lot of fun! We need star players to make a name for themselves in Ottawa, and there is no better time for you to join us. You're a center, just like my first player! We can immediately find you a place on one of our top forward lines! If you’re looking to prove yourself and really put in the work for a chance at glory, this is the team for you! We're making a run for the Cup this year. In return, we can promise you a locker room experience and training tips that are second to none! We have some of the brightest and most talented people in the Victory Hockey League available to you whenever you want. We could use a star player like you in Ottawa! If you sign with us and let us help you develop, we have an even better chance. I’m not going to sugarcoat it: if you’re willing to put in a little time, I promise we can have an amazing amount of fun and success together! If you’re interested, please quote this post and say “accept!” I'll then send over your contract to sign! Whether you decide to sign with us or not, I hope you have the very best of luck in your career, and I look forward to speaking with you very soon! DoktorFunk General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx

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Hey there, @mullett177! My name is DoktorFunk and I am the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! Welcome to the league! It's a bit different from drop-in hockey, but it's a lot of fun! We need star players to make a name for themselves in Ottawa, and there is no better time than now. If you’re looking to prove yourself and really put in the work for a chance at glory, this is the team for you! We're making a run for the Cup this year. In return, we can promise you a locker room experience and training tips that are second to none! We have some of the brightest and most talented people in the Victory Hockey League available to you whenever you want. We could use a star player like you in Ottawa! If you sign with us and let us help you develop, we have an even better chance. I’m not going to sugarcoat it; you get back what you put in in this league, and, if you’re willing to put in a little time, I promise we can have an amazing amount of fun and excitement together! If you’re interested, please quote this post and say “accept!” I'll then send over your contract to sign! Whether you decide to sign with us or not, I hope you have the very best of luck in your career, and I look forward to speaking with you very soon! DoktorFunk General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx

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Ping me if any new info is relevant, but Vote BigAl

Devise was really active last game

Yeah but I'm actually Andy in this case

I am a townsperson. I'd prefer not to reveal which role at the moment.

So, someone can jail tonight, right?

Hey there, @LightningDragon! My name is DoktorFunk and I am the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! Welcome to the league! We need star players to make a name for themselves in Ottawa, and there is no better time than now. If you’re looking to prove yourself and really put in the work for a chance at glory, this is the team for you! We're making a run for the Cup this year. In return, we can promise you a locker room experience and training tips that are second to none! We have some of the brightest and most talented people in the Victory Hockey League available to you whenever you want. We could use a star player like you in Ottawa! If you sign with us and let us help you develop, we have an even better chance. I’m not going to sugarcoat it; you get back what you put in in this league, and, if you’re willing to put in a little time, I promise we can have an amazing amount of fun and excitement together! If you’re interested, please quote this post and say “accept," then I will send you your contract! Whether you decide to sign with us or not, I hope you have the very best of luck in your career, and I look forward to speaking with you very soon! DoktorFunk General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx

Hey there, @Moose My name is DoktorFunk and I am the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! Welcome to the league! We need star players to make a name for themselves in Ottawa, and there is no better time than now. This started out as the usual copy-paste spiel, but I'm trying something new, because, apparently, being offered a spot on the team that just won the cup and could beat Halifax down any day of the week isn't enough to make people interested. Believe it or not, my grandfather's dying wish was for you, yes YOU, to join this team. He cared about Ottawa more than anything (I'm just kidding). I really need this so his memory can live on. We could use a star player like you in Ottawa! If you sign with us and let us help you develop, we have an even better chance. I’m not going to sugarcoat it. In fact, I'm going to coat it with a sour coating so it really sticks with you; you get back what you put in in this league, and, if you put your back into this league (see what I did there ?), I promise we can have an amazing amount of fun and excitement together! If you’re interested, please quote this post and say “I love my grandfather!” I'll then send over your contract to sign! Whether you decide to sign with us or not, I hope you have the very best of luck in your career, and I look forward to speaking with you very soon! (I know this all seems goofy, but I'm not trying any tricks. You'd have a great time on the Lynx.) DoktorFunk General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx