DoktorFunk

Hey there! My name is DoktorFunk and I am the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! Welcome to the league! It's a bit different from a real hockey league, but it's a lot of fun! We need star players to make a name for themselves in Ottawa, and there is no better time for you to join us. We can immediately find you a place on one of our top lines! If you’re looking to prove yourself and really put in the work for a chance at glory, this is the team for you! In return, we can promise you a locker room experience and training tips that are second to none! We have some of the brightest and most talented people in the Victory Hockey League available to you whenever you want. We could use a star player like you in Ottawa! If you sign with us and let us help you develop, we have an even better chance. Perks of signing with us: 1. You will be one of our main players! 2. You'll be a member of one of the best locker rooms in the league. 3. You'll receive second-to-none training and guidance. I’m not going to sugarcoat it: if you’re willing to put in a little time, I promise we can have an amazing amount of fun and success together! If you’re interested, please quote this post and say “accept!” I'll then send over your contract to sign! Whether you decide to sign with us or not, I hope you have the very best of luck in your career, and I look forward to speaking with you very soon! Ready when you are! DoktorFunk General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx

Hey there! My name is DoktorFunk and I am the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! Welcome to the league! It's a bit different from a real hockey league, but it's a lot of fun! We need star players to make a name for themselves in Ottawa, and there is no better time for you to join us. We can immediately find you a place on one of our top lines! If you’re looking to prove yourself and really put in the work for a chance at glory, this is the team for you! In return, we can promise you a locker room experience and training tips that are second to none! We have some of the brightest and most talented people in the Victory Hockey League available to you whenever you want. We could use a star player like you in Ottawa! If you sign with us and let us help you develop, we have an even better chance. Perks of signing with us: 1. You will be one of our main players! 2. You'll be a member of one of the best locker rooms in the league. 3. You'll receive second-to-none training and guidance. I’m not going to sugarcoat it: if you’re willing to put in a little time, I promise we can have an amazing amount of fun and success together! If you’re interested, please quote this post and say “accept!” I'll then send over your contract to sign! Whether you decide to sign with us or not, I hope you have the very best of luck in your career, and I look forward to speaking with you very soon! Ready when you are! DoktorFunk General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx

Hey there! My name is DoktorFunk and I am the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! Welcome to the league! It's a bit different from a real hockey league, but it's a lot of fun! We need star players to make a name for themselves in Ottawa, and there is no better time for you to join us. We can immediately find you a place on one of our top lines! If you’re looking to prove yourself and really put in the work for a chance at glory, this is the team for you! In return, we can promise you a locker room experience and training tips that are second to none! We have some of the brightest and most talented people in the Victory Hockey League available to you whenever you want. We could use a star player like you in Ottawa! If you sign with us and let us help you develop, we have an even better chance. Perks of signing with us: 1. You will be one of our main players! 2. You'll be a member of one of the best locker rooms in the league. 3. You'll receive second-to-none training and guidance. I’m not going to sugarcoat it: if you’re willing to put in a little time, I promise we can have an amazing amount of fun and success together! If you’re interested, please quote this post and say “accept!” I'll then send over your contract to sign! Whether you decide to sign with us or not, I hope you have the very best of luck in your career, and I look forward to speaking with you very soon! Ready when you are! DoktorFunk General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx

Hey there! My name is DoktorFunk and I am the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! Welcome to the league! It's a bit different from a real hockey league, but it's a lot of fun! We need star players to make a name for themselves in Ottawa, and there is no better time for you to join us. We can immediately find you a place on one of our top lines! If you’re looking to prove yourself and really put in the work for a chance at glory, this is the team for you! In return, we can promise you a locker room experience and training tips that are second to none! We have some of the brightest and most talented people in the Victory Hockey League available to you whenever you want. We could use a star player like you in Ottawa! If you sign with us and let us help you develop, we have an even better chance. Perks of signing with us: 1. You will be one of our main players! 2. You'll be a member of one of the best locker rooms in the league. 3. You'll receive second-to-none training and guidance. I’m not going to sugarcoat it: if you’re willing to put in a little time, I promise we can have an amazing amount of fun and success together! If you’re interested, please quote this post and say “accept!” I'll then send over your contract to sign! Whether you decide to sign with us or not, I hope you have the very best of luck in your career, and I look forward to speaking with you very soon! Ready when you are! DoktorFunk General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx

Hey there! My name is DoktorFunk and I am the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! Welcome to the league! It's a bit different from a real hockey league, but it's a lot of fun! We need star players to make a name for themselves in Ottawa, and there is no better time for you to join us. We can immediately find you a place on one of our top lines! If you’re looking to prove yourself and really put in the work for a chance at glory, this is the team for you! In return, we can promise you a locker room experience and training tips that are second to none! We have some of the brightest and most talented people in the Victory Hockey League available to you whenever you want. We could use a star player like you in Ottawa! If you sign with us and let us help you develop, we have an even better chance. Perks of signing with us: 1. You will be one of our main players! 2. You'll be a member of one of the best locker rooms in the league. 3. You'll receive second-to-none training and guidance. I’m not going to sugarcoat it: if you’re willing to put in a little time, I promise we can have an amazing amount of fun and success together! If you’re interested, please quote this post and say “accept!” I'll then send over your contract to sign! Whether you decide to sign with us or not, I hope you have the very best of luck in your career, and I look forward to speaking with you very soon! Ready when you are! DoktorFunk General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx

@dany_dingdong!!! Hey there! My name is DoktorFunk and I am the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! Welcome to the league! It's a bit different from a real hockey league, but it's a lot of fun! We need star players to make a name for themselves in Ottawa, and there is no better time for you to join us. We can immediately find you a place on one of our top lines! If you’re looking to prove yourself and really put in the work for a chance at glory, this is the team for you! In return, we can promise you a locker room experience and training tips that are second to none! We have some of the brightest and most talented people in the Victory Hockey League available to you whenever you want. We could use a star player like you in Ottawa! If you sign with us and let us help you develop, we have an even better chance. Perks of signing with us: 1. You will be one of our main players! 2. You'll be a member of one of the best locker rooms in the league. 3. You'll receive second-to-none training and guidance. I’m not going to sugarcoat it: if you’re willing to put in a little time, I promise we can have an amazing amount of fun and success together! If you’re interested, please quote this post and say “accept!” I'll then send over your contract to sign! Whether you decide to sign with us or not, I hope you have the very best of luck in your career, and I look forward to speaking with you very soon! Ready when you are! DoktorFunk General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx

@Aj17!! Hey there! My name is DoktorFunk and I am the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! Welcome to the league! It's a bit different from a real hockey league, but it's a lot of fun! We need star players to make a name for themselves in Ottawa, and there is no better time for you to join us. We can immediately find you a place on one of our top lines! If you’re looking to prove yourself and really put in the work for a chance at glory, this is the team for you! In return, we can promise you a locker room experience and training tips that are second to none! We have some of the brightest and most talented people in the Victory Hockey League available to you whenever you want. We could use a star player like you in Ottawa! If you sign with us and let us help you develop, we have an even better chance. Perks of signing with us: 1. You will be one of our main players! 2. You'll be a member of one of the best locker rooms in the league. 3. You'll receive second-to-none training and guidance. I’m not going to sugarcoat it: if you’re willing to put in a little time, I promise we can have an amazing amount of fun and success together! If you’re interested, please quote this post and say “accept!” I'll then send over your contract to sign! Whether you decide to sign with us or not, I hope you have the very best of luck in your career, and I look forward to speaking with you very soon! Ready when you are! DoktorFunk General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx

@Severnnin!! Hey there! My name is DoktorFunk and I am the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! Welcome to the league! It's a bit different from a real hockey league, but it's a lot of fun! We need star players to make a name for themselves in Ottawa, and there is no better time for you to join us. We can immediately find you a place on one of our top lines! If you’re looking to prove yourself and really put in the work for a chance at glory, this is the team for you! In return, we can promise you a locker room experience and training tips that are second to none! We have some of the brightest and most talented people in the Victory Hockey League available to you whenever you want. We could use a star player like you in Ottawa! If you sign with us and let us help you develop, we have an even better chance. Perks of signing with us: 1. You will be one of our main players! 2. You'll be a member of one of the best locker rooms in the league. 3. You'll receive second-to-none training and guidance. I’m not going to sugarcoat it: if you’re willing to put in a little time, I promise we can have an amazing amount of fun and success together! If you’re interested, please quote this post and say “accept!” I'll then send over your contract to sign! Whether you decide to sign with us or not, I hope you have the very best of luck in your career, and I look forward to speaking with you very soon! Ready when you are! DoktorFunk General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx

Hey there @xxUltimateCringe! My name is DoktorFunk and I am the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! Welcome to the league! It's a bit different from a real hockey league, but it's a lot of fun! We need star players to make a name for themselves in Ottawa, and there is no better time for you to join us. We can immediately find you a place on one of our top lines! If you’re looking to prove yourself and really put in the work for a chance at glory, this is the team for you! In return, we can promise you a locker room experience and training tips that are second to none! We have some of the brightest and most talented people in the Victory Hockey League available to you whenever you want. We could use a star player like you in Ottawa! If you sign with us and let us help you develop, we have an even better chance. Perks of signing with us: 1. You will be one of our main players! 2. You'll be a member of one of the best locker rooms in the league. 3. You'll receive second-to-none training and guidance. I’m not going to sugarcoat it: if you’re willing to put in a little time, I promise we can have an amazing amount of fun and success together! If you’re interested, please quote this post and say “accept!” I'll then send over your contract to sign! Whether you decide to sign with us or not, I hope you have the very best of luck in your career, and I look forward to speaking with you very soon! Ready when you are! DoktorFunk General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx

Hey there @Matt thunder! My name is DoktorFunk and I am the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! Welcome to the league! It's a bit different from a real hockey league, but it's a lot of fun! We need star players to make a name for themselves in Ottawa, and there is no better time for you to join us. We can immediately find you a place on one of our top lines! If you’re looking to prove yourself and really put in the work for a chance at glory, this is the team for you! In return, we can promise you a locker room experience and training tips that are second to none! We have some of the brightest and most talented people in the Victory Hockey League available to you whenever you want. We could use a star player like you in Ottawa! If you sign with us and let us help you develop, we have an even better chance. Perks of signing with us: 1. You will be one of our main players! 2. You'll be a member of one of the best locker rooms in the league. 3. You'll receive second-to-none training and guidance. I’m not going to sugarcoat it: if you’re willing to put in a little time, I promise we can have an amazing amount of fun and success together! If you’re interested, please quote this post and say “accept!” I'll then send over your contract to sign! Whether you decide to sign with us or not, I hope you have the very best of luck in your career, and I look forward to speaking with you very soon! Ready when you are! DoktorFunk General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx

Hey there @Kenny Hardaway! My name is DoktorFunk and I am the General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx! Welcome to the league! It's a bit different from a real hockey league, but it's a lot of fun! We need star players to make a name for themselves in Ottawa, and there is no better time for you to join us. We can immediately find you a place on one of our top lines! If you’re looking to prove yourself and really put in the work for a chance at glory, this is the team for you! In return, we can promise you a locker room experience and training tips that are second to none! We have some of the brightest and most talented people in the Victory Hockey League available to you whenever you want. We could use a star player like you in Ottawa! If you sign with us and let us help you develop, we have an even better chance. Perks of signing with us: 1. You will be one of our main wingers! 2. You'll be a member of one of the best locker rooms in the league. 3. You'll receive second-to-none training and guidance. I’m not going to sugarcoat it: if you’re willing to put in a little time, I promise we can have an amazing amount of fun and success together! If you’re interested, please quote this post and say “accept!” I'll then send over your contract to sign! Whether you decide to sign with us or not, I hope you have the very best of luck in your career, and I look forward to speaking with you very soon! Ready when you are! DoktorFunk General Manager of the Ottawa Lynx

Everyone else sucks, and so do we, but they suck more.

Grape, come play for the Ottawa Lynx! We suck but it will be fun!

Ottawa you come to

LOL

No he's not, but I am! I GM the Ottawa Lynx and we could really use a superstar center right now! Let me know if you're interested! We'd have a lot of fun!

Every player on Seattle when they get to the playoffs (No good Scott Steiner gifs in the gif search)

Claim week 2

Hey wanna play for Ottawa?

Seattle's aiming this game

Nah, Join Ottawa As for Miami and Mexico

I mean, I can't argue with you based on results. All I can say is, going forward, tell me who to investigate and I'll do it

Theme week claim https://vhlforum.com/topic/85279-vhl-video-podcast-1-unmasked-theme-week/

And I investigated Doomsday, OMG, and Devise so far, so no one was done twice. I just forgot to investigate one night

Because I'm an idiot. If you kill me, I wouldn't blame you tbh