DoktorFunk

Damn son

Good Morning Ottawa (a phrase I didn't think I'd be saying so soon!) Welcome to the first press conference of the DoktorFunk era! I'm so excited to be your new GM! I think we're gonna have a lot of success together! Anyway, let's get to it! 1. @Acydburn has stepped down, and I have big shoes to fill. What is one thing that you'd like me to do that Acyd wouldn't? (Can be anything crazy, too!) 2. We're still at the top of the standings, but some teams are heating up. What do you think we have to do to stay on top? 3. What team do you eventually hope to be drafted by in the VHL draft? 4. What team would you LEAST like to be drafted by? 5. What do you feel are the team's biggest needs to secure the Founders Cup? 6. What NHL player do you most see your player as? Answer three for 1 TPE or six for 2 TPE (I'd prefer you do all six ?) @aCrypticPancake @Spade18 @Ferda @Bunnyhop100 @BoucherFan12 @Mike @Kiirin @Maasa @scoop @Jayden Zelinsky @Toast @Itsyaboyburns @bluesfan55 @Weretarantula @PadStack

Beware! Berocka is abusive.

Thank you so much! Super excited to get started!

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Hey there, @GrittyIsKing09! My name is DoktorFunk and I am the Assistant General Manager of the Mississauga Hounds! Welcome to the league! We need star players to make a name for themselves in Mississauga. If you’re looking to prove yourself and really put in the work for a chance at glory, this is the team for you! In return, we can promise you a locker room experience and training tips that are second to none! We have some of the brightest and most talented people in the Victory Hockey League available to you whenever you want. We could use a star center in Mississauga! We're a really young and hungry team that would give you plenty of time!! I’m not going to sugarcoat it; you get back what you put in in this league, and, if you’re willing to put in a little time, I promise we can have an amazing amount of fun together! If you’re interested, please quote this post and say “accept!” Whether you decide to sign with us or not, I hope you have the very best of luck in your career, and I look forward to speaking with you very soon! DoktorFunk AGM of the Mississauga Hounds

@DarkSpyro you good? You were moving like they do

What about bofa?

The Fantastic Future Forwards of Mississauga The Mississauga have become very good at developing forwards. Today, we will take a look at some of their up-and-coming stars. Andrew Su @Da_Berr has had a ridiculous season for Mississauga thus far. Having started out the season with the team and playing all of the games so far, Su is the centerman that Mississauga so desperately needed. Su has put up some damn impressive numbers so far, with 30 goals and 23 assists. Andrew Su will be a key part in Mississauga’s playoff attempts this season. Evan Morris @iro723 has also put up some impressive numbers. Joining the team after about 15 games this season, Morris has 2 goals and 7 assists. If he continues to progress, there’s no reason he can’t hit the point per game mark as well. Recently acquired left winger Jared Willis @Jared Willis has high hopes for his new team. Willis has scored only 2 assists in his short time with the team, but with his rival/brother Greyson Willis on the Yukon Rush, there is no way Jared will want to get left behind by his brother on the stats sheet. John Brewitt @JBrew42 is also a player that started the season with Mississauga, and it shows on his stats sheet. The young left winger has 7 goals and 22 assists for 29 points. It’s safe to say, as long as he keeps his foot on the gas, he will be a valuable asset for Mississauga for a while. One of the biggest gainers, no pun intended, has been Joseph Gainer @joeg. Gainer has put in the work so far for Mississauga, and his play has shown a lot of promise. With an even split of 4 goals and 4 assists, Gainer has a total of 8 points. A change in his position in the lineup could show him producing much more for the young team. Last, but not least, is Michael Mac @LastOneUp. He has been another one of the most consistent producers for the Hounds, with 7 goals and 19 assists. He shows a huge amount of passion for the team, and plays his heart out every night. If there is a player that would drag the Hounds into the playoffs, it is him. Mississauga hasn’t really struggled as far as it’s forwards are concerned. It’s main issues lie in the lack of consistent defensemen and a sub-par goalie. Even so, the team is young and full of passion, and that passion may be their key to the postseason.

Hey everyone! New questions, Hounds! Answer three of these for 1 tpe or six of these for 2 tpe! 1.If you had the opportunity to recreate your player, would you? And, if so, would you make the same position? 2.Do you have any interest in being on an episode of my podcast? (We always love having new guests) 3.Would you be open to doing/listening to a Hounds-only podcast episode? 4.What do you usually do for a point task each week (Media spot, graphic, podcast, or welfare) and why? 5.Is there any other way you'd like to be able to earn your main amount of TPE per week? 6.What keeps you around in this simulation?

Hey there, @Turner! My name is DoktorFunk and I am the Assistant General Manager of the Mississauga Hounds! Welcome to the league! We need star players to make a name for themselves in Mississauga. If you’re looking to prove yourself and really put in the work for a chance at glory, this is the team for you! In return, we can promise you a locker room experience and training tips that are second to none! We have some of the brightest and most talented people in the Victory Hockey League available to you whenever you want. We could use a star center in Mississauga! We're a really young and hungry team that would give you plenty of time!! I’m not going to sugarcoat it; you get back what you put in in this league, and, if you’re willing to put in a little time, I promise we can have an amazing amount of fun together! If you’re interested, please quote this post and say “accept!” Whether you decide to sign with us or not, I hope you have the very best of luck in your career, and I look forward to speaking with you very soon! DoktorFunk AGM of the Mississauga Hounds

Claim week 3/4

Yeah I do think I'll apply

This week is a return to form! We run down the standings, trades, and interview David O'Quinn! Spotify for @Beaviss: https://open.spotify.com/episode/3HPbP04fiNq1dQNov216LL Incriminated parties: @DarkSpyro @David O'Quinn @Berocka @Greg_Di @Banackock

Classic Malmo

Okay Simon T

Hey there, @Nemcnall1! My name is DoktorFunk and I am the Assistant General Manager of the Mississauga Hounds! Welcome to the league! I'll cut right to the chase: We need star players to make a name for themselves in Mississauga. If you’re looking to prove yourself and really put in the work for a chance at glory, this is the team for you! In return, we can promise you a locker room experience and training tips that are second to none! We have some of the brightest and most talented people in the Victory Hockey League available to you whenever you want. We NEED a defenseman like yourself, and you will immediately be on one of our top pairings. I’m not going to sugarcoat it; you get back what you put in in this league, and, if you’re willing to put in just a little time, I promise we can have an amazing amount of fun together! If you’re interested, please quote this post and say “accept!” Whether you decide to sign with us or not, I hope you have the very best of luck in your career, and I look forward to speaking with you very soon! DoktorFunk AGM of the Mississauga Hounds

Hey there, @roy! My name is DoktorFunk and I am the Assistant General Manager of the Mississauga Hounds! Welcome to the league! We need star players to make a name for themselves in Mississauga. If you’re looking to prove yourself and really put in the work for a chance at glory, this is the team for you! In return, we can promise you a locker room experience and training tips that are second to none! We have some of the brightest and most talented people in the Victory Hockey League available to you whenever you want. We could use a star center in Mississauga! We're a really young and hungry team! I’m not going to sugarcoat it; you get back what you put in in this league, and, if you’re willing to put in a little time, I promise we can have an amazing amount of fun together! If you’re interested, please quote this post and say “accept!” Whether you decide to sign with us or not, I hope you have the very best of luck in your career, and I look forward to speaking with you very soon! DoktorFunk AGM of the Mississauga Hounds

Hey there, @PF14! My name is DoktorFunk and I am the Assistant General Manager of the Mississauga Hounds! Welcome to the league! We need star players to make a name for themselves in Mississauga. If you’re looking to prove yourself and really put in the work for a chance at glory, this is the team for you! In return, we can promise you a locker room experience and training tips that are second to none! We have some of the brightest and most talented people in the Victory Hockey League available to you whenever you want. We could use a star center in Mississauga! We're a really young and hungry team! I’m not going to sugarcoat it; you get back what you put in in this league, and, if you’re willing to put in a little time, I promise we can have an amazing amount of fun together! If you’re interested, please quote this post and say “accept!” Whether you decide to sign with us or not, I hope you have the very best of luck in your career, and I look forward to speaking with you very soon! DoktorFunk AGM of the Mississauga Hounds

Hey there, @Jared Willis! My name is DoktorFunk and I am the Assistant General Manager of the Mississauga Hounds! Welcome to the league! We need star players to make a name for themselves in Mississauga. If you’re looking to prove yourself and really put in the work for a chance at glory, this is the team for you! In return, we can promise you a locker room experience and training tips that are second to none! We have some of the brightest and most talented people in the Victory Hockey League available to you whenever you want. We have a bunch of Wingers already, but, with hard work, you'll be guaranteed to make it to the top line, especially with your brother. I’m not going to sugarcoat it; you get back what you put in in this league, and, if you’re willing to put in a little time, I promise we can have an amazing amount of fun together! If you’re interested, please quote this post and say “accept!” Whether you decide to sign with us or not, I hope you have the very best of luck in your career, and I look forward to speaking with you very soon! DoktorFunk AGM of the Mississauga Hounds

Hey there, @Ocho11! My name is DoktorFunk and I am the Assistant General Manager of the Mississauga Hounds! Welcome to the league! We need star players to make a name for themselves in Mississauga. If you’re looking to prove yourself and really put in the work for a chance at glory, this is the team for you! In return, we can promise you a locker room experience and training tips that are second to none! We have some of the brightest and most talented people in the Victory Hockey League available to you whenever you want. We have a bunch of Wingers already, but, with hard work, you'll be guaranteed to make it to the top line. I’m not going to sugarcoat it; you get back what you put in in this league, and, if you’re willing to put in a little time, I promise we can have an amazing amount of fun together! If you’re interested, please quote this post and say “accept!” Whether you decide to sign with us or not, I hope you have the very best of luck in your career, and I look forward to speaking with you very soon! DoktorFunk AGM of the Mississauga Hounds

No lie, one of my best friends spells it like that

I'll take that as a yes. Let me send the contract over as well as an invite to the discord!

Hey there, @smyzees! My name is DoktorFunk and I am the Assistant General Manager of the Mississauga Hounds! Welcome to the league! I'll cut right to the chase: We need star players to make a name for themselves in Mississauga. If you’re looking to prove yourself and really put in the work for a chance at glory, this is the team for you! In return, we can promise you a locker room experience and training tips that are second to none! We have some of the brightest and most talented people in the Victory Hockey League available to you whenever you want. We NEED a defenseman like yourself, and you will immediately be on our top pairing. I’m not going to sugarcoat it; you get back what you put in in this league, and, if you’re willing to put in just a little time, I promise we can have an amazing amount of fun together! If you’re interested, please quote this post and say “accept!” Whether you decide to sign with us or not, I hope you have the very best of luck in your career, and I look forward to speaking with you very soon! DoktorFunk AGM of the Mississauga Hounds