diacope

Good luck and have fun

And I thought I had too many cats

Go get "em Kranz

Mew! bark!! bark!!!   I'm the cat pack leader Chikeeen Nugett or some like to say GM for the Ottawa Lynx of the .. Today I'd love to offer you a deal to come join our part of the forest!!

Firstly I want to let you know how our pack stacks up to the rest of the league as of right now, our forwards are still kittens but super active, the blueline is unfortunately an empty field and the den is being guarded by a highly declorated returning cats around, lets just say things will be secure and with a few more healthy felines we'll really give the rest of the forest a real challenge as we fill our bellies with plenty of dubs.   Right now we have a 1st line spot open for you

The contract value will be 1.5M and you'll play out the season with us until the leaves fall at the draft next season, as you grow and start to learn tricks around the forum my assistant and I are ready to help guide you into a lead hunter in our playground. If that sounds like a fun experience for you well we a warm den, plenty of coddles waiting and cannot wait to learn more about you  just quote my message with a #PURRMEUP and I'll send a cat carrier pronto

Malmo green is mint

Gif hits on another level

weeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Welcome to the league @Emperor_Fun! A few clicks away from making your debut. Games are at 10 EST every night

I wrote my first raps at school on audacity, big respect! 

Keep doing your best bro, we are all in it for the same thing.. The bots will bot take over!! Very much enjoy the storytelling 

tyla busser is requesting a pink sig if that can happen anytime in the future

On 9/4/2022 at 11:57 PM, Ben said:

Week ending (9/11)

 

1. The VHL 15th birthday raffle winners should be announced by the time most of you answer this, so did you win anything?

Rigged rigg rigged rigggeed rig

 

2.  Do you think the VHL could/should add a stamina stat and stop it from automatically being 99?

No or we would need more players / multis

 

3. What is a old VHL team/brand that you would like to see come back?

Don't care much for the past, time for the future is vital and we need to keep changing to evolve into another beast that the night can whisk away

 

4. Do you think the VHL should add more ways to earn TPE

Of course, I feel like I'm trapped in a box

 

5. If your a gm would you rather draft a play that has a lot of TPE but didn’t perform well in the VHLE/M, or a player that performed really well in the minors but doesn’t earn much TPE?

No comment, everybody likes to do it their own way and you don't have to stick with the same brain waves

On 9/4/2022 at 11:57 PM, Ben said:

6. How did you spend your Labor Day, if it’s celebrated in your country?

The same as I spend everyday, bored and lonely.. Thankfully I have the VHL 

 

7. What is your process for picking predictions for the VHL each season?

Go with your gut and make sure you know a few things about the league

7 hours ago, VattghernCZ said:

What an offensive explosion by the Lynx, shadowed maybe only by the stellar goaltending on both sides. The Lynx established on-ice dominance in the first period, peppering Alexander Minion with 23 shots, but only Saddie St-Louis was able to beat the goalie to give the Lynx 1-0 lead. The Wild were looking to build up on their goaltender's first period heroics, but they were down by 3 in the 14th minute already, before being able to answer with one goal in the 15th minute. But they weren't able to build up any momentum as John Richards put the Lynx up by 3 again with his 2nd goal of the period. In the third period, Alexander Minion looked like he's already forgotten the not-so-good second period and eliminated all the 16 shots coming his way. But unfortunately, his team was only able to score once on Fuukka Rask, when Nick Trash put the game within reach with 2:13 left. Final score, 4-2 and what a W for the Lynx, having the upper hand in shots 55-29.

Do you do this stuff for a living?! Damn! I like how you are trying to think of new words to "spice" it up!

Okay I'll stop commenting on all your stuff xD

Well written and very detailed

Damn that Shindigs quote is all you needed for content, very well done with the outside thinking mindset

I like it but maybe try using averages next time? Think it'd be a little cleaner 

Now that's how you make a graphic!

@Steve you have a full folder of Malmo sigs ready to go or what?! Another really solid graphic all over

Thankfully I have my headphones to block out the bashing noises xD

*pats Sakomoto's back*

Happy to have you here @Dajellybomb! If you have any questions just holla

Welcome to the league @Sellis, no room in Ottawa but wishing you the beat of luck

Mew! bark!! bark!!!   I'm the cat pack leader Chikeeen Nugett or some like to say GM for the Ottawa Lynx of the .. Today I'd love to offer you a deal to come join our part of the forest!!

Firstly I want to let you know how our pack stacks up to the rest of the league as of right now, our forwards are still kittens but super active, the blueline is unfortunately an empty field and the den is being guarded by a highly declorated returning cats around, lets just say things will be secure and with a few more healthy felines we'll really give the rest of the forest a real challenge as we fill our bellies with plenty of dubs.   Right now we have a 1st line spot open for you

The contract value will be 1.5M and you'll play out the season with us until the leaves fall at the draft next season, as you grow and start to learn tricks around the forum my assistant and I are ready to help guide you into a lead hunter in our playground. If that sounds like a fun experience for you well we a warm den, plenty of coddles waiting and cannot wait to learn more about you  just quote my message with a #PURRMEUP and I'll send a cat carrier pronto

@youloser1337 thank you, i got too excited there

D sakamoto from the legion. easy

2 minutes ago, nurx said:

Mini Reapers? are these the kid leagues that come out and play during the intermissions?

GOTTEM

1 minute ago, xNJDevilsFanx said:

Tupac is a good mentor though. He can be the replacement.

I was hoping you could teach me.....