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1 minute ago, Spartan said:

Tbf it was thought of since there was more than one vote for the theme to be "Why Spartan is a Bad GM." But then it was made CoC friendly and got a happy spin. I don't know if it's been used at all in the past, but I'd think it's hard for there not to be overlap over 85 seasons.

 

I meant more because it's blah but thanks for the explanation, at least the staff had fun with it NO HATE jeez

Are these theme week ideas stored in a vault from a decade ago lmao

Vegas sucks lol

no

Join Mississauga !

.....Somewhere in the upper end of Ottawa, it's 8AM and the birds are chirping.....

 

     Hilliary Stanton is a huge Ottawa Lynx fan and doesn't miss a match EVER. In the morning time Hiliary yawns and stretches out as she gets ready for a big day *rinnnng rinnng rinnnng* Whose that calling so early she thought? "Hey what's up babe! Too excited so I'm heading over now." Oh of course it's her friend Jasmin on the other end!!

Stanton ends the call and leaves her suburban household, makeup (check), cute dress (check) and Lynx styrofoam finger.. (Check!), it wasn't long before she hopped in the bus and headed downtown. The girls meet up at the clothing store and both of them start to discuss their plans for the day, with both of them obviously super excited they devour a few hotdogs at Jimmy's, binge highlight videos in an electronics store and share chuckles with each other talking about the past, after almost winding themselves the pair quickly cleanup the crumbs from their oatmeal cookies and prepare to calm themselves for the big crowds, long line ups and their heart rate increasing whenever seeing their crushes on the ice. 

 

.....Friday afternoon, downtown Ottawa and the traffic is heavy.....

 

During the first couple of periods they both calm down and start dancing along to the popular songs, take a million selfies and share plenty of smiles with fans alike closeby, during the game though the team was down and the excitement turned into calmness again as the arena entered the final period of the hockey game. Hilliary yells out "LETS GO LYNX!" and quickly Jazmin joins in behind the vocals saying "LETS GO!" .....What's that?! It's gymrat George from the clothing store chanting along?! As the volume starts to turn up and fans all over the section gets involved the game gets heated, a few players fight but the noise doesn't stop! George gets closer to the girls and offically introduces himself, since everybody was around liked each other he made a deal to swap spots so he could sit next to the girls, only costing him a vegetarian taco. The trio start shouting louder with more team spirit than ever and Ottawa gets the goal! On the ice it's John Richards who points straight towards the girls and gives a thumbs up, both of them blush and giggle it off hoping George didn't notice. After the lights go out and the blanket gets wrapped around Hillary's body all snug she thought to herself how awesome of a day she had until eventually passing out.

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1 hour ago, nurx said:

what's yours?

 

Hehehe

 Ottawa Lynx Press Conference

(Answer 3 for 1 TPE or answer all 6 for 2 TPE)

 

1. Well we are currently at the top of the standings.. What's a clever line you want to say to the non believers? 

 

2. Give a nickname for one of your teammates and explain it briefly.

 

3. Our arena is only used half the day.. Give us an event, sports team or anything else you think would fit with our organization and fill the empty void.

 

 4. If you were the Mississauga Hounds GM what's something extra you would you do to bring in more players? 

 

 5. Pretend skates never existed for a minute.. What the heck is on Crosby's feet?

 

 6. The doctor, janitor, ice scooper or equipment sorter etc. If you weren't a hockey player which job would you choose that would still get you close to the players?

 

@bensjust tagging you here since you haven't joined the LR yet!

Should have used orange for the second paragraphic and maybe a few more spots. Overall amazing job!

26 minutes ago, unlimitednbvi said:

I can run an IG account well. It’s not that difficult if you follow the trends and make qualitative content. I already manage two or three accounts there, and they all have at least 5K, active followers.

 

Player name?

Love the title and overall execution with your idea buddy, paragraphs had a good length too!

 

You helped more than you know during the draft and because of that we got players we both wanted, using past experiences and a GM mindset. No funny business.

 

I like that you've been having a good time in Ottawa, you know I'm here to share every ounce of knowledge and you've already shown a ton of improvement. it's still early but the future looks brighter than before especially once we get everything in order 

 

Honestly after JB the GOAT left to lead his own team all of my assistants haven't cared, chatted or taken as much advice as you have in such little time whilst supporting the team everyday.. We click and clack like an astronauts backpack and I'm thankful to have you on my side. Now we just gotta keep taking it one day at a time and focus on the team

Welcome to the league I'm the GM of the Ottawa Lynx, we currently have enough forwards but if you want to join our squad and play on every line with different talents.. Just quote my message with a #PURRMEUP

1 more season 

 

Mew! bark!! bark!!!   I'm the cat pack leader Chikeeen Nugett or some like to say GM for the Ottawa Lynx of the .. Today I'd love to offer you a deal to come join our part of the forest!! 

 

Firstly I want to let you know how our pack stacks up to the rest of the league as of right now, our forwards are still kittens but super active, the blueline is unfortunately an empty field and the den is being guarded by a highly declorated returning cats around, lets just say things will be secure and with a few more healthy felines we'll really give the rest of the forest a real challenge as we fill our bellies with plenty of dubs.   Right now we have a 2nd line spot open for you

 

The contract value will be 1.5M and you'll play out the season with us until the leaves fall at the draft next season, as you grow and start to learn tricks around the forum my assistant and I are ready to help guide you into a lead hunter in our playground. If that sounds like a fun experience for you well we a warm den, plenty of coddles waiting and cannot wait to learn more about you  just quote my message with a #PURRMEUP and I'll send a cat carrier pronto

 Best Even Strength Player

 

LW Cash @glass Aleksic #00

 

Moving from wing to defense only seemed to boost Aleksic's game all around and with a valiant effort all week playing with a pair of new defenders Cash kept shooting while using his extra space to find chances to collect hits and shot blocks.

Now with a letter on his jersey and a fanbase giving full support whenever he recieves the puck we think the calm and cool demeaner should only help him adjust to the new responsibilities and even more chances from the coaching staff.

 

Previous Winners (S81):

Vomacka x2, Coiner x2

Lajeunesse, Buzzer, Live, Richards

 

 

 Best PP/PK Player

 

C Jagger @Jaggerbomb Bomb #4

 

Defining the award by placing himself at the right times with different teammates continuously and had a couple points on both the PP and PK units.. Jagger Bomb is our winner. Not only did he lead the way for everyone else helping boost our specialty units but he did it on secondary time! 

Keep an eye on Bomb for sure because in the future as he continues to grow stronger each week we can see him becoming a top player in the league, the crowd already chants his name!!

 

Previous Winners (S81):

Laperriere, Live, Hagstrom, Torq, Dvorak, Vomacka, Lajeunesse, Dover

 

 

 Team Workhorse

 

C Brayden @Gage2 Albrecht #53

 

Well it looks like we have another sure winner we have this week and he definitley showed the team how to put your head down and get to work, that players name is Brayden Albrecht.

Some of the things Albrecht did was keep the teams overall faceoffs intact, landed more hits than ever and increased performances around the net, at the end of the week Brayden became the teams 1st line center and still has more to prove as the team gears up for stronger opponents.

 

Previous Winners (S81):

Nugget x2

Dvorak, Torq, Buzzer, Vomacka, Live, St-Louis

 

 

 Cleanest Player

 

LW Sadie @sadie St. Louis #26

 

Nobody would have expected the super busy Sadie St. Louis to not get her hands dirty while fighting for the puck on both ends of the ice all week while playing a ton of minutes but she did. Not only did she increase point production but did it with only being in the box twice.

A new line is formed on thhe second line and with our previous winner moving around a lot it looks like the not so physical St. Louis will be protected by stronger linemmates and could be our winner next week, maybe in a few spots.

 

Previous Winners (S81):

Clarke x3

Live, LeBlanc, Laperriere, Hagstrom, Swearingen

 

 

 Game Changer

 

RW Ben Dover #69

 

All around wing Ben Dover came into this week with .ore improvements to almost every skill and hovered around the opposing teams net like a highlight reel machine trying to get an acting role, the Gretzky-like Dover had 3 game winning goals as well as a game tying goal which only added to his desire to be one of the best hockey players.

Just like he did last week on the specialty teams he cemented a role for himself and a constant tap on the back from the coach whenever the top dogs couldn't handle the pressure.

 

Previous Winners (S81):

Nu x2, Laperriere x2

Dvorak, Buzzer, Vomacka, Aleksic

 

 

 Best Crease Effort

 

G Fuukka @Jubis Rask #40

 

Although our backup played pretty well in every one of his match ups this week it's the 2 assist Fuukka Rask shining again against the highest scoring team in Houston, leading the whole team to victory with 32 saves and a 0.970 it was clear the stretching and ball juggling has been paying off on the sidelines.

Night in and night out Fuukka found ways to excite the crowd and hold down the netting, showing future goaltenders what it takes to be a pro.. Especially our secondary goaltender.

 

Previous Winners (S81):

Nu x6

Rask,Wumbo

 OTTAWA CAPTAIN CHANGE

 

Well after a little discussion with my assistant kranz the manz we both have come to an agreement that our captains should be rotated to give other players a shot with the letter. Thanks for doing an awesome job Richards and St-Louis.. You are still welcome to lead the way 

 

Our new leadership group is..

 

C - Fuukka Rask @Jubis

A - Brayden Albrecht @Gage2

A - Cash Aleksic @glass

Welcome! Ottawa currently has no room but by the sounds of your name I'm wishing you the best of luck

Just noticed we were last :(:(

*flex emojoe*

Mew! bark!! bark!!!   I'm the cat pack assistant or some like to say GM for the Ottawa Lynx of the .. Today I'd love to offer you a deal to come join our part of the forest!! 

 

Firstly I want to let you know how our pack stacks up to the rest of the league as of right now, our forwards are still kittens but super active, the blueline is unfortunately pretty much an empty field with 2 newer blueliners and the den is being guarded by a highly declorated returning cats around, lets just say things will be secure and with a few more healthy felines we'll really give the rest of the forest a real challenge as we fill our bellies with plenty of dubs.   Right now we have a  2nd line spot open for you

 

The contract value will be 1.5M and you'll play out the season with us until the leaves fall at the draft next season, as you grow and start to learn tricks around the forum my assistant and I are ready to help guide you into a lead hunter in our playground. If that sounds like a fun experience for you well we a warm den, plenty of coddles and cannot wait to learn more about you   just quote my message with a #PURRMEUP and I'll send a cat carrier out pronto 

1 hour ago, jacobcarson877 said:

Do you have the auto-follow setting on? I do and I have to remember to unfollow things I don't actually care about

 

Of course you do xD