VHLwhat

I did it to spite you.

Whatever makes you feel like a man

You guys locked the SBA affiliate link? What is the purpose of that when DT literally posted a bump in the VHL affiliate page on SBA but apparently they don't mind it (even if they got fucked in the ass by the USFL and still survived so suck on that)

I don't know why you guys would be scared of losing members, especially when you say that people would have already joined if their interested.

Lock it there then if you deem it spam.

I never said it was spam. I don't see a problem with people posting in the affiliate page for things like the offseason or new features

I'm pretty sure the VHL can bump their thread (and have) on the SBA

This doesn't need to be bumped on a weekly basis otherwise I'll lock it.

All I posted was a new video just released on the site to promote it and get people excited about the rebirth... I don't see what the problem is

Get hype!

Counts for week ending today.

 

BTW, good job working on that bad boy "New York American" reputation.

Just wait till I get to the Big Apple

Does this count for the week ending today or next week? I was crazy busy yesterday with work and personal stuff so I couldn't get it up

Thanks for the interview but you never answered my question... I really need that coke bro

*Also, don't forget about my media spot for the week

Bobby Ricky Arrested

For our weekly readers on Bobby Ricky, this news will come as no surprise. The 19-year-old hockey player has had plenty of troubles with drugs and alcohol since the age of 12 which has led to three arrests before the age of 18 and a lot of community service. However, this time it was for a totally different reason.

911 dispatcher: 911 what’s your emergency?

Caller: Yeah there’s some kid in a limo with like five hookers

911 dispatcher: How old is this kid? And where are you?

Caller: Oh he looks like he’s 18 or 19. I’m right outside the Lynx’s arena.

911 dispatcher: Okay. How do you know these ladies are hookers?

Caller: There’s always hookers around the Lynx’s arena and he picked them out one-by-one to get in the limo with him. I think he may play for the Lynx.

911 dispatcher: Please stay on the line as he send out patrol officers.

Caller: You may want to hurry. It looks like the limo is leaving.

That’s all that the Ottawa please department would release to the media but apparently as the limo starts to leave, the caller jumps in front of the limo and gets hit. After he lands on the hood and rolls off, the driver and four of the hookers leave the limo to check the damage and make sure the person is okay. After the driver says there’s no damage, Bobby demands he drive off and head back to Bobby’s apartment so he can have relations with the remaining hooker in the limo.

As they start to drive off, they notice some red and blue flashing lights behind them, but with a sexy lady in the back doing sexy things to Bobby, there was no way he was going to let his driver stop the limo. This quickly turned into a high-speed chase on the freeway as things continued to heat up in the back of the limo. The limo quickly went off the freeway and turned onto a street going the wrong way just as a patrol car was heading towards them (pictured below).

The cap car heading towards them causes the limo to swerve off the road and crashes into the guard rail. Quickly the police surround the car and open up the back door to see this:

The police arrest the driver, Bobby Ricky and the unnamed hooker on multiple charges including resisting arrest, fleeing a hit and run and solicitation. Bobby Ricky’s attorney office did not respond to our call about the incident but its expected the VHLM will have to suspend Bobby on top of any other league ramifications that will happen due to this incident. The off-ice antics of Bobby Ricky never seem to stop if he doesn’t mature quickly, his hockey career could be over before it really begins.  

Bobby Ricky

Lynx

Can Bobby Ricky stop himself?

With his rush of goal scoring this season in Ottawa, you would think that Bobby Ricky would be having a great time as it was evident in last week’s article that all he cared about was scoring goals. However, his “energy boost” has become a serious condition for him as he continues to just skate off the ice whenever he wants to so he can take his “energy boost”. Its pretty clear that he continues to have his addiction to cocaine that can only be a bad sign for his future mental health and physical stability as he goes forward into his hockey career.

The Ottawa Lynx have made no comment on Bobby’s addiction to cocaine but multiple reports have surfaced stating that an inside man in the Lynx organization is supplying Bobby with all the cocaine his can snuff up his nose as long as he keeps scoring goals. Where is all the money coming from to pay for the cocaine? Tune in next week to find out

What does a brotha gotta do to have Bobby Ricky be the player spotlight?

Wild 4-3

Storm

Outlaws

Rush

Blades

I hope I get the max

Bobby Ricky and his love for goals

It was a typical winter day in snowy North Dakota with a little Bobby Ricky out practicing hockey with his dad on the frozen over lake. Bobby Ricky’s father, Dickey Ricky, played goalie as Bobby would try to score. They spent hours on the ice, Dickey teaching Bobby some tricks he learned as a high school hockey player and Bobby showed some promise with his lightning fast slap shot but had no control as to where the puck would go.

As he started playing his first organized hockey at age 8, he played very little due to his lack of skating skills and overall lack of ability to do anything but shoot the puck hard. This is where his attitude problems started to arise when his hockey coach continued to bench him. His coach gave Bobby a note to give to his parents that read:

“Please spend more time with your son on teaching him manners and basic skating skills or else take him off the team.”

After giving this note to his father, his father told him to tell the coach:

“Mind your own damn business and play my son you ass. It’s a youth league for all kids to get a chance to play.”

The next day at practice, when his coach asked 8-year-old Bobby if he gave his parents the note he responded:

“Oh yeah my dad read it and wanted me to tell you to mind your mother fucking business, you stupid ass hockey coach bitch. Hockey stick and puck not knowing which goes in the goal bitch. Beer belly with sweaty fat rolls on your back bitch.”

While his teammates sure thought it was funny, the coach nor his parents did as Bobby Ricky got kicked off the team and got an ass-whooping at home from his dad. After everything cooled down, Dickey Ricky started to teach his son more and more about the fundamentals of the game but all Bobby Ricky cared about was scoring goals. Whenever Dickey tried to get his son to do skating drills, Bobby would bitch and moan until they just gave up the skating drills to work on his scoring. If Bobby wasn’t scoring goals, he wouldn’t play hockey.

As he got older and made the freshman high school team, he made an agreement with the coach to not work on any defensive drills, just focus on offense and scoring. However, when he made varsity the next year, he got into yelling matches with his coach for having to work on the fundamentals. That led Bobby Ricky to get suspended for 25 games his sophomore season and he barely saw ice time when he did play.

Some would think that his attitude would get better as he matured, but his need to score is in his DNA and he is finally doing that at the professional level with 24 goals in 20 games this season for the Ottawa Lynx. His drug problems and alcohol problems have been well documented over his course of time in the VHLM, it all seems to stem from his need to score. If he doesn’t score he has to find some sort of high in other ways so he turns to drugs and booze to cope. Time will tell if he can find some mentorship from the Lynx or Americans to help him finally get over his mentality of either you score a goal or you’re shit.

Welfare system is up! And the NCAA preseason starts on Tuesday so join up!

Bobby Ricky- Ottawa

Bobby Ricky and his early success

After a pretty terrible first professional season, Bobby Ricky has improved to score 17 goals in 15 games and total 27 points. It’s evident that his offseason ice skating lessons has helped but he seems to have a little more white on his face than normal recently and we all have a good idea what it is…

With a little white powder on his nose, Bobby seems like a totally different player, especially early on in his ice time. When he first hits the ice, there is no player that can match his energy and hustle but after a couple minutes, Bobby seems to do the stupidest things and it even affects him when he first gets to the bench…

But after a quick “bathroom break”, he comes back full of energy and ready to take on the opponent. The coaching staff says that Bobby Ricky has the bladder of a 74-year-old man but the evidence shows otherwise. It amazes me how the VHLM doesn’t drug test the 19-year-old kid who is known to have issues with alcohol and getting drunk at gay bars “accidentally”.

This thread is still going on lol

Who are these sources

Wouldn't you like to know

would join if I didint have VHL and SHL, and about to run a EHM league as well soon... is there welfare in SBA? 

According to league sources, welfare will be added next week for the first time

That's a lie! They murdered Avi Cohen.

 

He played better as a zombie!

FIBA Tournament starts tonight and the NCAA starts up on Saturday so join up and get some free TPE and a chance to join a great school to start your SBA career at!