DreMin15

I can’t own a gun for the same reason I can’t own Oreos. I won’t be able to stop myself from putting them into my mouth at 3AM. im sorry please give me a raffle ticket

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1. Absolutely, I believe this group is just going through a rough patch and is going to get it together. 2. He shoots, he scores! 3. A little bummed, but a great place to be. 4. The Quebec Flag. Simple but perfect. 5. Hockey IQ. Knowing when to do certain things on the ice like make passes, pinch, back check, etc. 6. History. Only class I ever managed to get a perfect score in a class in. I’m also a huge history nerd, as my player Hannibal Barca would indicate.

For everyone's convenience:

https://imgur.com/a/P1wq5KJ

https://imgur.com/a/YfjJulz don't judge me for it being so late into the season, work has been a bitch recently

I’ve got an unopened Rosewill HIVE 650 Watt 80+ Bronze power supply, would be a nice smaller item to be sold off

@DMaximus ah damn F- Cobalt Burns

F Bogdan Trunov

F- Matty Fire D- Ryuji Sakamoto back to @Scurvy

1. We’ve played well, a few bounces go a different way and our record is a lot better than it is right now. 2. I’ve got nothing to complain about, 2PPG is nothing to scoff at! 3. We’re a chill place, which I’m cool with. 4. Aces, Watchmen, Legion 5. Carey Price, the reason I fell in love with Hockey. 6. Les Canadiens, for the above reason.

G- Papa Emiritus D- Tavish DeGroot back to @Scurvy

I’ll take Kisslinger

1. I’m glad to be here! I know that I can make a positive impact and make sure we have a better season than the last one. 2. He did not exist! 3. Put up a lot of points and grow as a player. 4. Fuck the DC Dragons, they sent Jannik Nylen into retirement with a cup finals loss. Friggin pulled a Shea Weber instead of a Ray Bourque. Buncha jerks if you ask me. 5. Probably my puck handling. I put so much attention into scoring, passing, and skating that my puck handling is lacking. 6. Both suck in comparison to 2%

Interviewer: Hello Mr. Barca, thank you for agreeing to an interview! If you don't mind, I would like to get right to the questions. First up, do you have any specific teams that you would like to be drafted by? Hannibal: Nobody in particular. I find that the people that would choose me should have my loyalty, so I would be honored to join any team that decides to take a flyer on me. Interviewer: Great answer! How would you describe your play on the ice? Hannibal: I think that my play style is more geared towards offense. I believe that my long resume as a strategist in war would help me set up plays and read the ice much like I would a battlefield. Interviewer: Going to the technical side of the league, how do you describe your routine for earning TPE? Hannibal: Most of the time I like to earn around 10 TPE most weeks. Every now and then work will kick my ass and I'll just do practice and welfare, though most times I can throw together a shitty graphic and make a card or write up an article like this to get to that 10 limit. Throw in a press conference that takes 5 minutes and I get that 12 up. Though I can't promise maximum earning each and every week. Interviewer: Thank you for your time, best of luck in the upcoming draft! Hannibal: Thank you as well! 243 words

I will admit I worked way too hard on this for it to look as not good as it does. https://imgur.com/a/yqeXZiU

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A graying man takes one last look over his camp, surveying the area. The man is ill, suffering from an infection caused by a wound days ago. The man wonders what he could have done differently. Perhaps he should have tried to take Rome after all. Wondering does him no good now. He feels himself slipping away. being pulled into an unknown void. So far from his beloved Barcina, the city named after his family. Maybe next time, Fate would smile upon him. He breathes his last, and fades into the great unknown. Name: Hannibal Barca Position: Right Wing Birthday: March 15, 247 BCE Place of Origin: Carthage, Iberia Height: 5'8 Weight: 181 Lbs. After being isekai'd by some cosmic bullshittery, Hannibal Barca fell in love with the game of ice hockey. Both the strategy and violence drew him in, much like how he was drawn to battle. Finding himself in a body much younger than he departed this world with, he decided he would take up the sport. After spending many months learning the game at a small, local rink in Barcelona, Was asked to join a local men's league. Proving his worth in front of members of the Spanish National Program, he was invited to a training camp for Spain's National Team. Barca playting for the Spanish National Team After putting up 10 goals and 31 assists in 17 games while scrimmaging against other European countries' national teams, Barca has caught the eye of the VHL and its derivatives. Having decided to wait for the VHLM draft until choosing a team, instead of signing with a team pre-draft, Barca hopes to prove his worth to any team who decides to take a flyer on him. His teammates have described his style of play as one of the stereotypical playmaker. He uses bursts of speed to get the puck securely into the offensive zone, before finding a trailer or open man, and collecting apples like he works at an orchard. His defensive game has been criticized, though to be fair when has Hannibal ever been known for his defensive strategy? He prioritizes offense, though acknowledges that he needs to work on his defensive game. Barca hopes to develop said defensive game by a baptism by fire. Playing in low-level games hasn't required him to play much defense, which hinders learning the defensive game. Thank you all for reading! I appreciate your time! 403 Words

Eh sure, why not? #forwardmarch !

Glad to be back!

Player Information Username: DreMin15 Player Name: Hannibal Barca Recruited From: Returning Age: 26 Position: RW Height: 68 in. Weight: 181 lbs. Birthplace: Spain Player Page @VHLM GM

Sent into retirement by the team that drafted me. Ironic. GGs DC.

Holy shit I didn’t believe it until I looked, that is an absolute embarrassment and makes the entire fucking forum look bad. I suppose the ultimate tank is to just not play anyone? Something definitely needs to be done so that nothing like it happens in the future.

GGs Warsaw, hell of a fight. Now that the positive, reasonable part of this comment is over, SWEEP BITCHESSSSSSSSSSS LETS GOO MOSCOW