Beketov

The manual says a lot of things that don’t seem to actually be the case.

Also 9 fucking power plays and we lose 3-2? Bullshit.

I’ve always kinda figured they’d didn’t do much for skaters but it would be interesting to see the same in depth look for goalies and see if it changes anything.

Driver doing us dirty just like last season, no way 52 shots should result in a loss. Oh well, we'll let you guys have this so that it hurts more when we crush you in the next 2.

We don’t like doing them because of the unfortunate nature of it messing with unrelated games (I’ve asked Simon for a button that pre-determines the winner while leaving a disclaimer to fix this but he ignored me) but unfortunately in circumstances like this it was a pretty severe issue for several teams so it needed to be done.

Can confirm

1 point out of top 5... still, I'll take 6th place.

It’s cute that you guys think you can hang with us but now you’re just being pests so we’ll have to squash you like the cockroaches you are. There’s a new EU powerhouse and it’s Russian.

Oh right, I’m supposed to be unhinged... Don’t get used to that game 1 win Helsinki, I’m ready to send Driver to the fucking Gulag and you fucks aren’t gonna stand in my way. That’s better

Good to see Lahtinen wake up and the shot total being in our favour. Sucks to drop game 1 but maybe it’ll be like last season and the team that wins game 1 will lose the next 4.

Yes, this was the re-sim

That seems like a bit of a messy move, wouldn’t that make all 4 games happen without GM’s having any chance to adjust?

No reason to be unhinged over results that aren’t stick around.

That’s not how it works unfortunately. You can’t select specific games, it’s all or nothing. Also starter in doesn’t necessarily mean right lines.

We do when it’s a legitimate mistake on the part of the simmer like loading in backup goalies during the game playoffs. Also Re-sim or not of first line needs to figure itself the hell out if we want any chance of winning here.

A member of ours who unfortunately passed away. Was still relatively new to the community at the time but had really made a large impact quickly.

Gotta remember, I was the league’s first ever ban

Feel free to go grab a sneak peak

As an aside, thanks for bringing down Seattle Chicago! They’ve won enough lately, let’s get them the hell outta here early.

The last time I won the cup was S66 which was the infamous “Bek Unhinged” playoffs. I have decided to return to that state in order to win again. So fuck diplomacy, we’re Russian, we’re good at that.

Let’s. Fucking. Go! Get these British fucks out of here and bring on Helsinki, I want revenge from last season.

They’ve only been around like 3 seasons, that’s being a bit harsh don’t you think? Considering the record for cup wins was only recently taken from them I’m going to say no, that title still belongs to Vasteras.

Even if that were true (it's not) the truth is Rest of Moscow > Rest of London.

Truth is we just don’t want to embarrass everyone too much

Looking at my shooting percentage this is not remotely surprising haha